Books, Movies, Music & Entertainment - Bad Santa

Funniest movie I've seen for a long time. Anyone else seen it?


KID: I was thinking I wanted a purple stuffed elephant, not pink, but now I changed my mind.

WILLIE: What.

KID: Now I don't want an elephant at all. I want a gorilla named Davy for beating up the skateboard kids who pull on my underwear and he could take his orders from the talking walnut so it wouldn't be a bad thing.

Bad Santa was a riot! I'd love to get Bader Santa supposed to be un-cut and more outrageous!

I did like the story too. :)

I got Badder Santa... my buddies like it more just for the scene in the strip club

For weeks my firends, my fiance, and myself were replaced Hello with "Are you F*n with me?" Those that had not seen it were just looking at us weird.

I just saw this flick 2 nights ago, and I'm still howling! Great stuff! My favorite quote .........



Security Guard: Those pants look awful baggy, you wouldn't have anything in there would ya?

Bad Santa: Yeah, something to cripple your sister with :D



............. or my personal favorite:

Bad Santa: "You ain't gonna s*** right for a month!" :eek:

How about:

Thurman: Santa!
Willie: Yeah.
Thurman: You're bringing my present early?
Willie: No.
Thurman: But I never told you what I wanted.
Willie: I said I didn't bring it, dipsh*t.

Or:

Willie: Four kids beat me up and I went crying to my daddy. You know what he did?
Thurman: He made it all better?
Willie: No, he kicked my ass. You know why?
Thurman: Because you went to the bathroom on mommy's dishes?
Willie: What the f***? No!

Kid: Should I fix you some sandwiches?
Willie: I don't want any ****ing sandwiches. What is it with you and fixin' ****ing sandwiches?


Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Claus?
Willie: Actually it was her sister.

My roommate and I saw that in the theatre last year. They kept saying on the trailers that it was not a movie for kids. Sure enough, we walked out and there was a family with 3 little girls in the back between the ages of 5-9. I was just disgusted. I couldn't believe how stupid people are.

One of the best movies though. I loved the story.

Willie: You can't drink worth s***.
Marcus: I weigh 92 pounds, you d***!

Gin: Take him to the car.
Marcus: In case you didn't notice I'm a motherf'n dwarf, so unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand hmm?
Gin: That figures. You want all kind of set-asides. Special treatment 'cause your handicapped. You're all the same.
Marcus: Special treatment? I'm 3-foot-f'n-tall you a******! It's a matter of physics. Draw me a sketch of how I get him to the car, huh?

I could post more, but I am tired of deleting all the explitives.

And:

The Kid: "What's it like at the North Pole?"
Willie: "Like the suburbs."
The Kid: "Which one?"
Willie: "Apache Junction. What the f**k do you care?"

And:

Willie: "What is it with you anyway? Somebody drop you on your f**king head?"
The Kid: "On my head?"
Willie: "Well, yeah. What are they gonna drop you on sombody else's head?"
The Kid: "How can they drop me onto my own head?"
Willie: "No, not onto your... Would... God damn it! Are you f**king with me?"

And:

Willie: "For christ's sake, make a move and stick with it, would you?"
The Kid: "King me."
Willie: "Son of a b*tch! You lousy, cheating little sh*t! You're f**king with me! You did that on purpose. You sit there and you play like the f**king dead lice are falling off of you, and then suddenly, you're like Seabisbuit all over the god damn place. You're a smart*ss, is what you are, kid."
The Kid: "Wanna play again?"

I had Tivo tape it. So I get to see it when I get back from vacation. I know it's going to be funny as hell.

Koffee

If you're recording it from TV will it be unexpurgated?

I'm recording from cable. I think it comes on Encore or HBO. I can't remember.

Koffee

I had Tivo tape it. So I get to see it when I get back from vacation. I know it's going to be funny as hell.

Koffee



You take a vacation?

Yeah, I take vacations.