Jokes & Humor - nothing like a redneck christmas.

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Leroy, the Redneck Reindeer

Well, you've all heard the story
About Rudolph and his nose.
But I'll tell you a Christmas tale
That never has been told.
You may think you've heard it all,
But you ain't heard nothing yet
About that crazy Christmas
That the North Pole can't forget.

Well, Rudolph was under the weather.
He had to call in sick.
So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy
Who lived out in the sticks.
He said "Santa's really countin' on me,
And I hate to pass the buck."
Leroy said "Hey, I'm on my way,"
And he jumped in his pickup truck.

When Leroy got to the North Pole.
All the reindeer snickered and laughed.
They'd never seen a deer in overalls
And a John Deere tractor hat.
But Santa stepped in and said "Just calm down,
Cause we've all got a job to do.
And like it or not, Leroy's in charge,
And he's gonna be leadin' you."

Chorus
And it was Leroy, the Redneck Reindeer
Hooked to the front of the sleigh,
Deliverin' toys to all the good ole boys
And girls along the way.
He's just a down home, party-animal,
Two-stepping across the sky.
He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell
And made history that night.

Before that night was over,
Leroy had changed their tune.
He had'em scootin' a hoof on every single roof
By the light of the neon moon.
Santa wrapped his bag with a dixie-flag
He was havin the time of his life.
And you could hear him call
"Merry Christmas to ya'll
And to all of ya'll a goodnight."

Chorus
And it was Leroy, the Redneck Reindeer
Hooked to the front of the sleigh,
Deliverin' toys to all the good ole boys
And girls along the way.
He's just a down home, party-animal
Two-stepping across the sky.
He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell
And made history that night.
He mixed jingle bells with rebel yell
And made history that night.



~Joe Diffie