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02-18-12, 09:13 AM
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we
had sex together over sixty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where
you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
"Yes", she chuckles, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it
for old time's sake?"
"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth overhears their conversation and,
having a chuckle, he thinks to himself, "I've got to see these two old-timers
having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no
trouble." So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support
aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make
their way to the fence.. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops
his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then
suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen.
This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and
moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has certainly learned something about
life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back together. The policeman is
still watching and thinks to himself, "This is truly amazing, I've got to ask
them what their secret is."
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something
else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of
secret to this?"
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Sixty years ago that wasn't an
electric fence!"
had sex together over sixty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where
you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
"Yes", she chuckles, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it
for old time's sake?"
"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth overhears their conversation and,
having a chuckle, he thinks to himself, "I've got to see these two old-timers
having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no
trouble." So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support
aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make
their way to the fence.. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops
his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then
suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen.
This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and
moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has certainly learned something about
life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back together. The policeman is
still watching and thinks to himself, "This is truly amazing, I've got to ask
them what their secret is."
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something
else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of
secret to this?"
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Sixty years ago that wasn't an
electric fence!"