This was a joke last winter, but I couldn't find it to revive. So here it is again.

(sorry if repost)

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Three men died on christmas eve. They were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said to them "You must have one thing with you that symbolizes Christmas!". So the first man reached into his pockets and took out a lighter and said "This symbolizes a candle.".... He got into heaven.. The second man reached into his pocket and took out keys, shook them, and said "These symbolize bells"...He got into heaven also.. But the third man, however, couldnt find anything until he pulled out of his pants a womans panties!!! St. Peter said with a raised eyebrow "And what do you suppose those symbolize, son?" ... The man replied with a smile "These, my friend, are Carols"

Stick 'em up!

Hmmm...

Gees Ms. vicki you have been very bad these last couple of posts :D

Very funny though

I guess they won't be laughing and calling him names anymore!

I think this won second prize in some contest last year...

I think i just chocked on my food lol

choked*