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02-27-12, 04:33 AM
In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German
speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his
hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das
Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." Which means: "Glad to meet
you! Don't drink the water. The cows have s**t in it."
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for
Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his
hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das
Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." Which means: "Glad to meet
you! Don't drink the water. The cows have s**t in it."
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for
Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands."