[FXjohn]

Check it out, here's a way i came up with to keep you warm while
riding in those chilly temperatures.

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[jharte]

Oooo, ouch! You may think about a suspension seat post to take out some of the harshness. :D

[mirona]

You could call it the Sperm Annihilator 9000.

[MichaelW]

Id rather keep a ferret down my shorts*.


*Most people have heard tales of ferrets wherein they often are described either as a vicious weasel-like beast used for hunting rabbits and rats, or as some strange, smelly creature Englishmen tend to place down their trousers for wagers.
http://www.ferrets.org/Ferrets_As_Pets.htm

[late]

I like the idea. If you could get a seat with heating filaments sewn in. you'd have a way to keep Willy and the Poorboys happy.
You'd need a pretty big battery to pull it off; but if you're crazy enough to go biking in freezing weather, what's a few extra pounds?

[supcom]

Too soft. I'll keep my Brooks.

[landrover]

L :D L,

hey, just tape a couple of toe warmers to your tush....It'll take, oh, 2 minutes before you shed everything, including gloves to put out the fire on your ass...:)

[Camel]

HAH!-That's funny! Excellent!

[Juha]

:D :D

Though my handlebar is too full of junk already. I will need a Minoura Space Saver to fit in the steam button.

--J

[powers2b]

That'll put a nice crease in your wrinkled bag.

[eubi]

Hahahaha.

My best laugh of the day.

You know, they make irons with a groove down the center so it's easier to iron over the buttons.

Such an iron would relieve the pressure on your...well, you know...

[jeff williams]

That'll put a nice crease in your wrinkled bag.

No it will iron out a few creases.

[gcasillo]

Cook on it during stops! A couple slices of bread and a slice of Velveeta, and you've got yourself a grilled cheese sandwich...that tastes like arse. You'd need to pack a spatula anyways (downtube?).

[giorgios]

Someone should build on this invention and take two hot irons and attach them to your cranks to be used as pedals! When I ride in the winter my feet/toes are what gets the coldest first and foremost? :)

[Guest]

Damn! I got caught thinking it was for real. :(

:D

Koffee

[giorgios]

Damn! I got caught thinking it was for real. :(

:D

Koffee

You thought what was for real Koffee, the hot butt or the hot feet! ;)