Winter Cycling - heated bike seat invention

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Check it out, here's a way i came up with to keep you warm while
riding in those chilly temperatures.
Oooo, ouch! You may think about a suspension seat post to take out some of the harshness. :D
You could call it the Sperm Annihilator 9000.
MichaelW
12-21-04, 08:01 AM
Id rather keep a ferret down my shorts*.
*Most people have heard tales of ferrets wherein they often are described either as a vicious weasel-like beast used for hunting rabbits and rats, or as some strange, smelly creature Englishmen tend to place down their trousers for wagers.
http://www.ferrets.org/Ferrets_As_Pets.htm
I like the idea. If you could get a seat with heating filaments sewn in. you'd have a way to keep Willy and the Poorboys happy.
You'd need a pretty big battery to pull it off; but if you're crazy enough to go biking in freezing weather, what's a few extra pounds?
Too soft. I'll keep my Brooks.
landrover
12-21-04, 11:44 AM
L :D L,
hey, just tape a couple of toe warmers to your tush....It'll take, oh, 2 minutes before you shed everything, including gloves to put out the fire on your ass...:)
HAH!-That's funny! Excellent!
:D :D
Though my handlebar is too full of junk already. I will need a Minoura Space Saver to fit in the steam button.
--J
powers2b
01-04-05, 09:10 AM
That'll put a nice crease in your wrinkled bag.
Hahahaha.
My best laugh of the day.
You know, they make irons with a groove down the center so it's easier to iron over the buttons.
Such an iron would relieve the pressure on your...well, you know...
jeff williams
01-11-05, 10:00 PM
That'll put a nice crease in your wrinkled bag.
No it will iron out a few creases.
gcasillo
01-11-05, 11:15 PM
Cook on it during stops! A couple slices of bread and a slice of Velveeta, and you've got yourself a grilled cheese sandwich...that tastes like arse. You'd need to pack a spatula anyways (downtube?).
giorgios
01-11-05, 11:59 PM
Someone should build on this invention and take two hot irons and attach them to your cranks to be used as pedals! When I ride in the winter my feet/toes are what gets the coldest first and foremost? :)
Damn! I got caught thinking it was for real. :(
:D
Koffee
giorgios
01-15-05, 12:34 AM
Damn! I got caught thinking it was for real. :(
:D
Koffee
You thought what was for real Koffee, the hot butt or the hot feet! ;)
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