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03-11-12, 08:13 AM
For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent
information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light; they suck
dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers.
The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence of dark suckers prove that dark has
mass and is heavier than light.
First, the basis of the Dark Sucker Theory is that electric bulbs suck dark.
For example, take the Dark Sucker in the room you are in. There is much less
dark right next to it than there is elsewhere. The larger the Dark Sucker,
the greater its capacity to to suck dark. Dark Suckers in the parking lot
have a much greater capacity to suck dark than the ones in this room.
So with all things, Dark Suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of
dark, they can no longer suck. This is proven by the dark spot on a full
Dark Sucker.
A candle is a primitive Dark Sucker. A new candle has a white wick. You can
see that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all the
dark that has been sucked into it. If you put a pencil next to the wick of
an operating candle, it will turn black. This is because it got in the way
of the dark flowing into the candle. One of the disadvantages of these
primitive Dark Suckers is their limited range.
There are also portable Dark Suckers. In these, the bulbs can't handle all
the dark by themselves and must be aided by a Dark Storage Unit. When the
Dark Storage Unit is full, it must be either emptied or replaced before
the portable Dark Sucker can operate again.
Dark has mass. When dark goes into a Dark Sucker, friction from the mass
generates heat. Thus, it is not wise to touch an operating Dark Sucker.
Candles present a special problem as the mass must travel into a solid
wick instead of through clear glass. This generates a great amount of heat
and therefore it's not wise to touch an operating candle.
Also, dark is heavier than light. If you were to swim just below the
surface of the lake, you would see a lot of light. If you were to slowly
swim deeper and deeper, you would notice it getting darker and darker.
When you get really deep, you would be in total darkness. This is because
the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the lake and the lighter light
floats at the top. The is why it is called light.
Finally, we must prove that dark is faster than light. If you were to stand
in a lit room in front of a closed, dark closet, and slowly opened the
closet door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet. But since
dark is so fast, you would not be able to see the dark leave the closet.
Next time you see an electric bulb, remember that it is a Dark Sucker.
information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light; they suck
dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers.
The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence of dark suckers prove that dark has
mass and is heavier than light.
First, the basis of the Dark Sucker Theory is that electric bulbs suck dark.
For example, take the Dark Sucker in the room you are in. There is much less
dark right next to it than there is elsewhere. The larger the Dark Sucker,
the greater its capacity to to suck dark. Dark Suckers in the parking lot
have a much greater capacity to suck dark than the ones in this room.
So with all things, Dark Suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of
dark, they can no longer suck. This is proven by the dark spot on a full
Dark Sucker.
A candle is a primitive Dark Sucker. A new candle has a white wick. You can
see that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all the
dark that has been sucked into it. If you put a pencil next to the wick of
an operating candle, it will turn black. This is because it got in the way
of the dark flowing into the candle. One of the disadvantages of these
primitive Dark Suckers is their limited range.
There are also portable Dark Suckers. In these, the bulbs can't handle all
the dark by themselves and must be aided by a Dark Storage Unit. When the
Dark Storage Unit is full, it must be either emptied or replaced before
the portable Dark Sucker can operate again.
Dark has mass. When dark goes into a Dark Sucker, friction from the mass
generates heat. Thus, it is not wise to touch an operating Dark Sucker.
Candles present a special problem as the mass must travel into a solid
wick instead of through clear glass. This generates a great amount of heat
and therefore it's not wise to touch an operating candle.
Also, dark is heavier than light. If you were to swim just below the
surface of the lake, you would see a lot of light. If you were to slowly
swim deeper and deeper, you would notice it getting darker and darker.
When you get really deep, you would be in total darkness. This is because
the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the lake and the lighter light
floats at the top. The is why it is called light.
Finally, we must prove that dark is faster than light. If you were to stand
in a lit room in front of a closed, dark closet, and slowly opened the
closet door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet. But since
dark is so fast, you would not be able to see the dark leave the closet.
Next time you see an electric bulb, remember that it is a Dark Sucker.