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03-17-12, 08:04 PM
An Irish priest was transferred to Texas.
Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring
day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of
his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.
He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his
front lawn. He promptly called the local police station......
The conversation went like this:
''Good morning This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?''
''And the best of the day to yerself.. This is Father O'Malley at St.
Ann 's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead on me front lawn"
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a
smirk, ''Well now Father, it was always my impression that you
people took care of the last rites!''
There was dead silence on the line for a
moment ......... Then Father O'Malley replied:
"Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of
kin.''
Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring
day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of
his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.
He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his
front lawn. He promptly called the local police station......
The conversation went like this:
''Good morning This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?''
''And the best of the day to yerself.. This is Father O'Malley at St.
Ann 's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead on me front lawn"
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a
smirk, ''Well now Father, it was always my impression that you
people took care of the last rites!''
There was dead silence on the line for a
moment ......... Then Father O'Malley replied:
"Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of
kin.''