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03-23-12, 04:45 AM
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.
Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals.
Then tells him to take all of his clothes off.
When he is fully undressed, she instructs him to lie down on the table. The
man obeys.
The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her
way with him.
Upon the completion of the act, the man catches his breath and asks; "What
was that all about?"
The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy,
if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vasectomy
is easier for the surgeon to perform thereby making the surgery safer, more
efficient, and quicker.
The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.
While they are going down the hall, the patient looks through a window to the
right and sees six men in a room masturbating.
Curious, the man asks, "What are they doing in there?"
The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies too; but you have Blue Cross
and they have Obama Care!!"
Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals.
Then tells him to take all of his clothes off.
When he is fully undressed, she instructs him to lie down on the table. The
man obeys.
The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her
way with him.
Upon the completion of the act, the man catches his breath and asks; "What
was that all about?"
The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy,
if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vasectomy
is easier for the surgeon to perform thereby making the surgery safer, more
efficient, and quicker.
The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.
While they are going down the hall, the patient looks through a window to the
right and sees six men in a room masturbating.
Curious, the man asks, "What are they doing in there?"
The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies too; but you have Blue Cross
and they have Obama Care!!"