BMX - any weird sayings?

like, sometimes, when things get too quiet, a frind of mine, just suddenly says "hmm hmm hmm!!" and looks like he has a cunning plan. anyone else have weird stuf like that? this one bloke i know keeps saying, "anyway, long story short" and this one chick i know keeps going "ha ha ha ha ha" and then going "snarf" so it's like this: "HA HA HA HA HA-SNARF!!"

Try to talk in old english style for a little bit when you are around your friends. It works a lot better if it's like 3 in the morning and you are just finishing eating 100 pixie sticks each.

wats a pixy stick?

its a small stick about the same size of a straw. its filled with a powder candy type thing. the powder is loaded with sugar!

i love 'em. the most i've had at once was about 40 and 2 bottles of Mt.Dew

oh. we call those sugar tubes.

well this one time back in 'nam...

Wierd sayings?......Pixie Sticks?......Sugar Tubes?.....Say no more....

wats a pixy stick?

In a sense there a legal crack.

Comparing Pixie Stix to crack cocaine is like comparing O'Douls to Sapporo.

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i dont drink

IT was metaphorically speaking.

O'Douls is non-alcoholic "beer".

Do you get the simile at least, come on "give me a ficken bone here"

Hmm, you know, this french fry tastes like an imposter...I mean it's just not good enough to be french....what the hell am I saying...dude...shoot me, oh wait..I'm so drunk thst I'm prolly too drunk to get shot properly too....

--me about a half hour from the worst hangover I ever had...BTW I never touched Southern Comfort after that night....and yes, I am fully conscious when I'm that drunk :(

my weird saying is my signature: i don't want u dead, i just want u not living anymore

Stewie

Family Guy

This is a great thread! I don't have anything too funny to add, though...

Mine: "Arrrright, moving right along..."

A friend of mine: "So, and, um, yeah. OK!"

how bout, "so, hows school?"

god protect me because if i die youve got me on your hands

or its always interesting to yell " you people voted for hubert humpfrey and you killed jesus!"

my weird saying is my signature: i don't want u dead, i just want u not living anymore

Stewie

Family Guy

Family Guy is the best show ever.
Lois: Peter are you drunk?
Peter: No i'm just exhausetd because i've been up all night drinking.
Lois: Well, i've got to go.
Peter: Yeah..... all the way to the bank.
Brian: Nice.

Thats funny. There are new episodes comming out next year.

yep. really anything that stewie says is funnier than ****

well ive had quite a few really really good ones the one people likle most was we were takin about male reactions and this girl said somthin that was wrong so i yell" what the hell you dont have a penis" we all laughed another one was im gonna eat your baby i yelled that at a friend my teacher thought i was talkin about her and her baby and she came up to me and was like ger are you still mad about earlier it was so funny :D

Me and my friends act strange and stuff when it goes quiet... one of us will just yell out a random word or something like "chikARN" or "Chaffing of buttoks" its funny but kinda gay.
now kids at school are saying it 2

Do you get the simile at least, come on "give me a ficken bone here"

i believe its "throw me a fricken bone here"

My daughter has a strange saying " I poke badgers with spoons". Have no idea what that means.I'll have to disagree on the the funniest show, it's King of the Hill.Yep,ummmhmmm,tell ya right now man........ :D

your daughter says that? thats gotta be the weirdest thing i ever heard.

your daughter says that? thats gotta be the weirdest thing i ever heard.
Hi I'm mtnbikers daughter. I am a very strange kid. I like to write depressing poetry and have the same birthday as Edgar Allen Poe(ever heard of the tale tale heart). I like your signature too. PS I poke badgers with spoons! :D

i believe its "throw me a fricken bone here"
it is indeed

Hows your tofus doin? im talking about ur soys. Hows your anal groove? How dare you touch my oxygen! Why dont u grow a tumor? Allow me to seal you lips with a kiss (to a girl) Do you do what you do often? JAJA BUBU is the real lord. Oh my lord Jose! May I rotate your cranks? Do you practice assal horizontalogy? Hey can i borrow your Ipod? and your cable? and your computer? What kinda weed are u smoking? Liquid weed? awesome. Dude wheres my gonads?

i mean, wow! that is definately the weirdest ever... poor badgers.

PS I poke badgers with spoons! :D

:D

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It seems to me like you haven't heard very many things.

It seems to me like you haven't heard very many things.

think like this...

rider rides 12 ft 1/2 pipe. rider falls. rder's seat is akwardly placed. rider, suprised, in pain, and confused, says "uh, dude? where's my gonads?"

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thats hella funny to me....

say wierd situation so how about them yankess thats wat i say

poor badgers. id hate to be one of them around her.

Isay in odd situatiosn when soemone asks me that THEY SUCK!, How bout them Red SoX

It's a penny for your thoughts, but you have to put your two cents in... Somebody's making a penny.

Ha ha they're all good. Actually I have several. If someone won't co operate I say "please... be a bear..". My other personal favourite is when I'm talking about having a poo I say "I'm just off to back out a brown kombi" and the other is a Tom Waits quote "cream puff Casper milk toast..." no idea bout that. I also like calling someone a bumlick ha ha

I'll tell my daughter the brown kombi line and she'll back one out laughing.

Lmao this is a really awesome thread we're having here.

How about my friend saying this when he had to go poopie:

Uh oh, there's a little turtle peeking out of his shell!

I thought that was pretty funny. THat was when he holded it to long.

"Cats just don't feel safe on a moving bicycle, no matter how much duct tape you use"--Author unknown


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