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trackhub
04-11-12, 05:23 PM
This may have been told before. If this is so, please accept my most humble of apologies.

One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"
"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."


ZippyThePinhead
05-06-12, 09:09 PM
LOL. Hilarious...

hukapits
05-23-12, 05:04 AM
is it the lawyer have that bad heart ? :twitchy:


ahsposo
05-23-12, 09:34 AM
is it the lawyer have that bad heart ? :twitchy:

No, most of them are real sweethearts only interested in bettering the world around them.

We just like to kid them a little bit.

3speed
05-29-12, 02:18 AM
No, most of them are real sweethearts only interested in bettering the world around them.
:lol: Almost as good as the joke itself...

Notso_fastLane
06-07-12, 11:36 AM
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?









...One is a scumsucking bottom feeder.


















...the other one is a fish.