Foo - NOOB introduction thread

I have noticed a few new posters in these here parts. I think they should stop by here and tell us a bit about themselves and maybe allow us to haze them, I mean ask them highly inappropriate overly personal questions, er I mean ask them about themselves.

So NOOBS, where are ya'll from and how to you feel about bacon and/or delicious bass?

Who are you calling noob?

If you come back to foo, are you a NOOB or a BOOB? Either way, answer the question.

If you come back to foo, are you a NOOB or a BOOB? Either way, answer the question.

Sad, outcasted by outcasts. :(

Sad, outcasted by outcasts. :(

If I did not love you I would not beat you.

If I did not love you I would not beat you.

You call this beating, I've seen more effective jobs done with a wiffle ball bat. :crash:

Mmm. Belgian wiffles.

If you come back to foo, are you a NOOB or a BOOB? Either way, answer the question.


Boobs? Wait, what is this thread about again?

You call this beating, I've seen more effective jobs done with a wiffle ball bat. :crash:

Get me a sammich, noob. And answer the question.

( . Y . )

Did someone say Boobs?
Where!?

This is a pretty pathetic hazing. Sorry Indy, we really do suck.

Haha, I'll play. Sam from IL here. Just getting back into riding after being an idiot and losing my license. I'm slowly converting a mid 90's specialized mtb frame into a tourer.

Bacon and Bass happen to be two of my favorite things. I'm actually about to ride down to an outlet of the Fox river to hopefully catch some large mouth... after I make a bacon and tomato sammich.

Welcome BenzFanatic. Do you pee in the shower? Do not lie to the great and powerful Foo!

Lol, no, not since I was maybe 10.

Your pants are on fire, Mr Liar-Liar.

Lol, no, not since I was maybe 10.

I told you not to lie. Now tell us all about how you pee in the shower! I pee in the shower. Couch pees in the shower. AllenG built a new shower just to have a better place to pee. Tude is scared to pee in a elevator shaft.

Do you pee on the fire?

Do you pee on the fire?

I would, but being the cubmaster, it would not go well. We would soon be in a cloud of steam that smells of urine.

I like bacon, prefer crappie, pee in the shower regularly.

And my post count should be a lot freaking higher, but someone apparently deleted A LOT of my old posts. :p

I like bacon, prefer crappie, pee in the shower regularly.

And my post count should be a lot freaking higher, but someone apparently deleted A LOT of my old posts. :p

Foo Posts do not count, or mine would be ludicrously high.

Foo Posts do not count, or mine would be ludicrously high.

I guess that explains it. The MTB section used to get boring quickly. How many times can you answer the same question. Well, apparently around 40.

Of course if go by Join Date, you need to be ready to assume the position.

I would, but being the cubmaster, it would not go well. We would soon be in a cloud of steam that smells of urine.
The question was for our new friend Benz. Since his pants are on fire. But as long as you brought it up, the dens take turns, as I recall.

I guess that explains it. The MTB section used to get boring quickly. How many times can you answer the same question. Well, apparently around 40.

Of course if go by Join Date, you need to be ready to assume the position.

If you are tired of MTB, go to Mechanics and start a chain lube thread, or ask how to break a chain without a chainbreaker...

If you are tired of MTB, go to Mechanics and start a chain lube thread, or ask how to break a chain without a chainbreaker...

So you mean the some of the same ones as the MTB section.

I guess I'm a BOOB, though I didn't even remember I had an account here.

Yes, I pee in the shower. Bacon and Bass are both delicious, though I prefer not to waste my time catching either.

I guess I'm a BOOB, though I didn't even remember I had an account here.

Yes, I pee in the shower. Bacon and Bass are both delicious, though I prefer not to waste my time catching either.

How do you catch bacon?

How do you catch bacon?

With a baconing rod and bait, duh!

How do you catch bacon?

Didn't I just explain that I don't waste my time catching bacon? Jeesh!

the smell of urine on a fire is an all too familiar one unfortunately.

Didn't I just explain that I don't waste my time catching bacon? Jeesh!
Is time spent in the pursuit of bacon really wasted?

the smell of urine on a fire is an all too familiar one unfortunately.

smoking jumping, you are doing it wrong!

How do you catch bacon?

With a Border Collie. Everyone knows that.

Is time spent in the pursuit of bacon really wasted?

If you fail to catch it, yes.

What happened to poop or sex in 10 posts or less?

With a Border Collie. Everyone knows that.

Incorrect. They're for mutton and lamb.

One of you left the door unlocked, so I let my self in. :D

One of you left the door unlocked, so I let my self in. :D

Crap.

Couch

Incorrect. They're for mutton and lamb.

No I am not, worked like a champ for 18 years.

And also has worked on hamburger for the last 12 years and going.

one of you left the door unlocked, so i let my self in. :d

couch!!!

Crap.

Couch
You should kick your own ass for letting me in.

You should kick your own ass for letting me in.

Who let this one in?
Couch did this? :notamused:

Who let this one in?
Couch did this? :notamused:

It was me. I forgot to close the door when I came in. :cry:

I should be suitably chastised...:crash:

Who let this one in?
Couch did this? :notamused:

Yes. Whatcha gonna do about it?

Couch

Hi, I'm Paul.

I have a bike and I ride it and bicycles save lives.

I only have 11,000 posts or some such, so be gentle with me.




Oh, and I pee in the shower. Usually not when the wife might see, though.

BrotherMaynard, do you carry a sacred relic? And does it blow thine enemies to bits?

bicycles save lives.

:roflmao2:

BrotherMaynard, do you carry a sacred relic? And does it blow thine enemies to bits?

Hmmm don't know about a relic, but someone over there <eyeballs RM> has been rather "fragrant" today!

:roflmao2:

What you laughing at? :notamused:

I got proof! It sez so right here.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/Doohickie/1110FtWorth/PA120023.jpg

What happened to poop or sex in 10 posts or less?

Who in foo can count to ten? Let them cast the first turd.