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05-23-12, 07:51 AM
You are true cyclist if...
1. You are getting irritation if you don't take a bike more than one day.
2. When someone tells you about distance you instantle recalculate how much it will take if you ride bicycle.
3. You get to store for a beer solely by bicycle.
4. Crossing a street you show by hand where you are going to turn.
5. Coming out a cinema after good film you speak with you friend exclusively about bicycles.
6. Byeing a lottery ticket you dream what cycle you would bye on won money.
7. Non-washable trace of tan on your arms copies the pattern of your wire cycle gloves.
8. When you hear about wheather forecast you estimate it like perfect of not to ride bicycle.
9. You have only to seasons a year: for cycling and for women.
10. You divide all food products on 'goog' and 'bad' burning during bicycle ride.
11. If you unexpectly got extra money you take at first a fresh cycle product catalog.
12. You became expert in metallurgy studying materials what cycle frames are made of.
13. Planning your vacation you regard bicycle as the sole vehicle.
14. Getting new job above all you take an interest about avalaibility of bike parking.
15. You will never decide to get to work to 30 minutes earlier for Important meeting; but you will cansel it easy if your friends
call you and offer "to ride today after lunch".
16. if yout wife tells you that 20 minutes remains to supper you understand you have time to ride more 5 kilometers.
17. When your wife indicates you will have a child soon your first thought will be 'what cycle is worth to bye him'.
18. You second thought will be - how many times you have time to ride before his birth.
19. You spend more money to cicle cloves than to casual suit.
20. You come to reataurant or to store in padded cycle shorts without confusing.
21. The holes form hit to the chain are obviously seeing on your jeans.
22. You test your tooth cleaner not for cleaning teeth but for cleaning rear gears of your bicycle.
23. You collect widgets of old cycles instead of collecting stamps or coins.
24. You have more pictures of you bike than you kinsmen in you photo album.
25. You could easy enumerate the models of you ever ride but you have trouble to call the name of all your childs.
26. The best gift your consider is the things of Shimano and Campagnolo.
27. You know the names of all sellers of all cycle shops in your city.
28. The main reference point in unfamiliar spot for you is nearby cycle shop.
29. Your bike costs more than your car.
30. You are ready to spend >$4,000 for tandem if your new girlfriend promiced you to ride with you more two kilometers.
31. Your 5 yeas old bike makes your happy more than new car of $30,000.
32. When you get into a car and feel somewhat wrong you wear cycle helmet and cycle gloves.
33. When you drive a car you try to half-rise on road roughnesses.
34. When you drive car by steep downhill you lean on wheel and gas pedal.
35. When you drive car your take position at a tail of truck or bus to reduce air resistance.
36. Even when you drive car your warn your passanger: 'Car is behind'.
37. Your car has a cycle bottle holder on the steering column.
38. When you stop at a traffic lights by car your hand involuntary looks for a bottle with water.
39. You drive style becomes more careful if you ship your bike on the roof or in the trunk.
40. Very good road surfacing can irritate you that you drive car but not ride bicycle.
41. Your car spends nights on the street while your whole garage is occupied by your bikes.
42. Usually you turn aroung back to passed-by girl only to gaze the bike she rides.
43. If you invite a girl to meeting you usually come by bike.
44. If a girl asks about you would like to walk with her you think first of all about bicycle ride.
45. Your legs are more slender than of your girlfriend.
46. In mixed company you will easy dicusss worn spot of you genitals from your last bike ride.
47. The word 'bang' is not assiciated for you with sex.
48. If your girlfriend hints you that she agrees to give you a peasure you begin to discuss with her where this new 120-km route will go on.
1. You are getting irritation if you don't take a bike more than one day.
2. When someone tells you about distance you instantle recalculate how much it will take if you ride bicycle.
3. You get to store for a beer solely by bicycle.
4. Crossing a street you show by hand where you are going to turn.
5. Coming out a cinema after good film you speak with you friend exclusively about bicycles.
6. Byeing a lottery ticket you dream what cycle you would bye on won money.
7. Non-washable trace of tan on your arms copies the pattern of your wire cycle gloves.
8. When you hear about wheather forecast you estimate it like perfect of not to ride bicycle.
9. You have only to seasons a year: for cycling and for women.
10. You divide all food products on 'goog' and 'bad' burning during bicycle ride.
11. If you unexpectly got extra money you take at first a fresh cycle product catalog.
12. You became expert in metallurgy studying materials what cycle frames are made of.
13. Planning your vacation you regard bicycle as the sole vehicle.
14. Getting new job above all you take an interest about avalaibility of bike parking.
15. You will never decide to get to work to 30 minutes earlier for Important meeting; but you will cansel it easy if your friends
call you and offer "to ride today after lunch".
16. if yout wife tells you that 20 minutes remains to supper you understand you have time to ride more 5 kilometers.
17. When your wife indicates you will have a child soon your first thought will be 'what cycle is worth to bye him'.
18. You second thought will be - how many times you have time to ride before his birth.
19. You spend more money to cicle cloves than to casual suit.
20. You come to reataurant or to store in padded cycle shorts without confusing.
21. The holes form hit to the chain are obviously seeing on your jeans.
22. You test your tooth cleaner not for cleaning teeth but for cleaning rear gears of your bicycle.
23. You collect widgets of old cycles instead of collecting stamps or coins.
24. You have more pictures of you bike than you kinsmen in you photo album.
25. You could easy enumerate the models of you ever ride but you have trouble to call the name of all your childs.
26. The best gift your consider is the things of Shimano and Campagnolo.
27. You know the names of all sellers of all cycle shops in your city.
28. The main reference point in unfamiliar spot for you is nearby cycle shop.
29. Your bike costs more than your car.
30. You are ready to spend >$4,000 for tandem if your new girlfriend promiced you to ride with you more two kilometers.
31. Your 5 yeas old bike makes your happy more than new car of $30,000.
32. When you get into a car and feel somewhat wrong you wear cycle helmet and cycle gloves.
33. When you drive a car you try to half-rise on road roughnesses.
34. When you drive car by steep downhill you lean on wheel and gas pedal.
35. When you drive car your take position at a tail of truck or bus to reduce air resistance.
36. Even when you drive car your warn your passanger: 'Car is behind'.
37. Your car has a cycle bottle holder on the steering column.
38. When you stop at a traffic lights by car your hand involuntary looks for a bottle with water.
39. You drive style becomes more careful if you ship your bike on the roof or in the trunk.
40. Very good road surfacing can irritate you that you drive car but not ride bicycle.
41. Your car spends nights on the street while your whole garage is occupied by your bikes.
42. Usually you turn aroung back to passed-by girl only to gaze the bike she rides.
43. If you invite a girl to meeting you usually come by bike.
44. If a girl asks about you would like to walk with her you think first of all about bicycle ride.
45. Your legs are more slender than of your girlfriend.
46. In mixed company you will easy dicusss worn spot of you genitals from your last bike ride.
47. The word 'bang' is not assiciated for you with sex.
48. If your girlfriend hints you that she agrees to give you a peasure you begin to discuss with her where this new 120-km route will go on.