Foo - If I were Amish

I'd park my buggy here at our local big chain store:

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But I'm not.

What do you think you'd enjoy more, being Amish, if anything.

Do they sell big rope as well as big chains?

That looks like the Walmart horse barn in Goshen Indiana. They built it for the Napanee Amish to park their horse and buggies there with some shelter for the horses.

Do they sell big rope as well as big chains?

Hardy har SB

What do you think you'd enjoy more, being Amish, if anything.

Rumspringa.

Rumspringa.

That and tax free living...no car insurance, registration, gas prices, inspection etc.

If you were Amish, we wouldn't have your wonderful presence on this forum.

Amish women are hot.

I'd park my buggy here at our local big chain store:

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But I'm not.

What do you think you'd enjoy more, being Amish, if anything.

Since you're not Amish, do you have to park your buggy somewhere else? (It doesn't same Amish only, does it?)

If you were Amish, we wouldn't have your wonderful presence on this forum.

D'aww


Amish women are hot.

And stinky.


Since you're not Amish, do you have to park your buggy somewhere else? (It doesn't say Amish only, does it?)

I park in the lot, to hell with rules.

I have a strange urge to post a naked picture of myself in this thread. I have no idea why.

Couch

Amish women are hot.

Don't doooo eeeeeeet!!! They just want your genes!

I have a strange urge to post a naked picture of myself in this thread. I have no idea why.

Couch

The stinky Amish wommin's get you hawt?

The stinky Amish wommin's get you hawt?

Sure. Hell, a picture of Modo gets me hawt. What can I say, the man is handsome.

Couch

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That looks like the Walmart horse barn in Goshen Indiana. They built it for the Napanee Amish to park their horse and buggies there with some shelter for the horses.

IIRC, way back when I lived there, the "Farm & Fleet" store SE of town also had horse & buggy parking.

I think chris... needs to photochop the Amish MP into existence.

But I think she secretly sneaks into her nearest Amish phone booth with a laptop to read BF.

I think chris... needs to photochop the Amish MP into existence.

But I think she secretly sneaks into her nearest Amish phone booth with a laptop to read BF.

I vote nay once naugh.

IIRC, way back when I lived there, the "Farm & Fleet" store SE of town also had horse & buggy parking.


You remember correctly. Both even have feed stations available and both stores provide snacks for the horses. Usually from damaged Quaker Oatmeal stocks if a container is ripped in shipment. Sometimes apples that are too soft to sell, or badly bruised.

IIRC, way back when I lived there, the "Farm & Fleet" store SE of town also had horse & buggy parking.


You remember correctly. Both even have feed stations available and both stores provide snacks for the horses. Usually from damaged Quaker Oatmeal stocks if a container is ripped in shipment. Sometimes apples that are too soft to sell, or badly bruised.


By the way, here's an Amish Mango Pumpkin

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By the way, here's an Amish Mango Pumpkin

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If the image size was larger I bet she'd look hot.

And stinky.


I was in the supermarket on a hot summer day. A van full of Amish women came in. I could not be in the same aisle with them. And the smell lingered. It was bad. Very bad. And I'm used to being in the boy's locker room at school.

When I worked in factories summers between years of college to pay for my tuition, I was always impressed by the amish guys. No matter that they were wearing long sleeve shirts (we all had to wear long pants) and had full beards, they just seemed cooler and fresher at the end of a 13 hour shift than the rest of us. And this was even the old guys. Was probably an attitude thing as much as anything else. Not an issue now as the draft is pretty much done away with anyway, but the exemption from being drafted that my mennonite classmate had growing up would have been a good thing had the draft been reinstated.

Mango, is that the Walmart on the Holmes County Trail?

Mango, is that the Walmart on the Holmes County Trail?

No it's here in Lancaster County, PA.

No it's here in Lancaster County, PA.

same thing

Could you still live in your van down by the river if you were Amish?

I read this book (http://www.amazon.com/Better-Off-Flipping-Switch-Technology/dp/0060570040) about a couple that lived amongst a group that was described as being like the Amish, and found it interesting. But not enough to join them.

If I were Amish I'd be eating pie a lot more often than I do now.

My mom's a school teacher and she has some amish students (now only 3-4 a year, it used to be almost half her class before they opened their own school). I miss those Christmases when her kids would give her things like fresh baked bread from their wood fired ovens. That stuff was awesome.

If I were Amish I'd be baking pie a lot more often than I do now.

Yeppers.

If I were Amish I'd be eating pie a lot more often than I do now.
I don't think your cats would care for the team of horses in the garage.

If I were Amish I'd be eating pie a lot more often than I do now.

But I doubt you would be dressing like Barbara Eden.

But I doubt you would be dressing like Barbara Eden.

If I ate all that pie, I wouldn't fit into the costume anyway.

I think I'd enjoy living as the Amish do. I know the simplicity appeals to me, and I'd like the barn-building.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg

I'm there

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