Foo - How do you become a Canadian?

I only want serious replies in this thread. Any Tom foolery is strictly verboten.

Couch

You have to hit a moose, but I think that is only one of the requirements.

You have to hit a moose, but I think that is only one of the requirements.

no, that's a requirement for alaskan.


In canada, you have to hit a squirrel, skunk or racoon. Bonus points if your car breaks down because of that.

no, that's a requirement for alaskan.


In canada, you have to hit a squirrel, skunk or racoon. Bonus points if your car breaks down because of that.

So I am Canadian? I've hit all three many times, you always really regret hitting the skunk too.

I think you have to like hockey and Tim Horton's Coffee

I think they have surgery that can make you a Canadian now, but it's considered an elective procedure.

So I am Canadian? I've hit all three many times, you always really regret hitting the skunk too.

well, it might have been geese.

I'm not convinced that you people actually know how to become Canadian.

Couch

I'm not convinced that you people actually know how to become Canadian.

Couch

Is it like turning Japanese?

I really think so.

I rather think so.

I'll let the others take care of the foo-foo-all. Here are two links that might help you. http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/
http://www.immigrationdirect.ca/citizenship/canadian-citizenship-application.jsp?gclid=CP_Xws28qbACFQ5ThwodyQzCVA

Is it like turning Japanese?

I really think so.

The Vapors.

Couch

If you can format this sentence into a popular Canadian phrase, we'll let you in:

"περάσει την μπύρα, ε" or "pasar la cerveza, eh"

If you can format this sentence into a popular Canadian phrase, we'll let you in:

"περάσει την μπύρα, ε" or "pasar la cerveza, eh"

I don't drink. It looks like I can't become a hoser.

Couch

I don't drink. It looks like I can't become a hoser.

Couch

eh?

Couch

I don't drink. It looks like I can't become a hoser.

Couch

No worries, that's only if you want to move to Saskatchewan. Ontario will let you in ... even with your orange sauconies.

No worries, that's only if you want to move to Saskatchewan. Ontario will let you in ... even with your orange sauconies.

I have blue ones too, now. I freak'in love these shoes.

Couch

Emigrate.

http://i1.cpcache.com/product/126402549/a_moose_once_bit_my_sister_womens_dark_tshirt.jpg?color=Red&height=460&width=460

...it was nastii

I'm not convinced that you people actually know how to become Canadian.

Couch

Just drive north until you see snow, in July. Then stop and salute the Queen with a pint of LaBatt Nordic (an NA for you El Coucho).

You have to hit a moose...

In your canoe.

If hitting a Moose with canoe is not an option, you can apply for green card (or whatever their equivalent is), then permanent resident. From what my friend told me once they have some kind of point system. High level education +x points, can speak french +x points. Get enough and fast track to permanent resident. To become a citizen you need to live there for certain amount of time.

What are you talking aboat?

a-boot?

i think you have to mount a police officer and give him some ham, but call it bacon.

well, it might have been geese.

Those things are hard not to hit around here. Need to deport these freaking illegal immigrants, they fly in and just take a dump all over the place.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_TfBbR6L0M

If hitting a Moose with canoe is not an option, you can apply for green card (or whatever their equivalent is), then permanent resident. From what my friend told me once they have some kind of point system. High level education +x points, can speak french +x points. Get enough and fast track to permanent resident. To become a citizen you need to live there for certain amount of time.

That sounds like an awful lot of work.

Couch

There are comedians who say funny things and comedians who say things funny...

You need to have either one or both.

It involves drinking rum and making out with a groundfish, is my understanding.

dodge the draft.

The real important question that hasn't been asked is "Do Canadians agree to letting Couch become a citizen?" We haz standards ya kno.

Marry a Canuck. Then expect to use funny spelling and be around people who drink better beer, eh?

One does not just become Canadian.

One does not just become Canadian.

Does it require surgery?

If by surgery you mean enjoying a nice plate of peameal bacon several times a week then yes, yes you need surgery

I think they have surgery that can make you a Canadian now, but it's considered an elective procedure.

At least its covered under their medical system.

As I understand the requirements you just have to be very boring.

As I understand the requirements you just have to be very boring.

But you get a nice medical system.

I like Fudgeeo cookies. A friend sometimes brings me a supply across the Neutral zone. So, Can I be a Canadian?

As I understand the requirements you just have to be very boring.

I'm deeply offended. I'd defend all Canadian's honour (note the correct spelling), but I have to finish doing the dishes.

I think you have to like hockey and Tim Horton's Coffee

Like it yes,win in it,no.

I'm deeply offended. I'd defend all Canadian's honour (note the correct spelling), but I have to finish doing the dishes.

Can you train your sheep to do the dishes eh?

Can you train your sheep to do the dishes eh?

That is the incorrect use of the word 'eh'. You will not be given access to the glorious country that is Canada.

isnt it still 1945 in Canada?

isnt it still 1945 in Canada?

If it was 1945 in Canada, how would I be able to access the Internet with my Commodore 64?

The hard part is that you actually have to live there first.

isnt it still 1945 in Canada?

They broke their final ties with the Queen 10 years ago,make their own beer,and also have colorfull currency.This puts them in current times.

The hard part is that you actually have to live there first.

That is a mean spirited statement to my frostie neighbors across the lake.

However 90% of them live within 100 miles of the "Merican"border.I believe inside every Canucker this is an American trying to get out.

But you get a nice medical system.

Have to agree with you on that one.