Foo - I couldn't fall asleep last night...

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Couch
05-31-12, 08:28 AM
...so I created a system of levers and pulleys that randomly launched my alarm clock clear across the bedroom, towards my head. While the alarm clock traversed the entire length of my bed, I honestly attempted one of the most scholastic endeavors EVAR (I actually counted to infinity). Before contact to my dome was made, I saw a glimmer of hope that I may soon, at any moment, find slumber and a peace I often seek while meditating during my morning traffic-jammed commute on Parkway East in Pittsburgh.

Then it happened.

Inge bit me.

Couch

jsharr
05-31-12, 08:33 AM
sleep is over rated. or so I have been told. i may try it someday to see.
Couch
05-31-12, 08:34 AM
sleep is over rated. or so I have been told. i may try it someday to see.

You missed the point, Good Sir.

Couch

jsharr
05-31-12, 09:27 AM
Inge has never bitten me. Sparky has growled at me. Rascal has bitten me. Sparky and Inge are good dogs. Rascal is passable at best.

I like REM. Feathers hit the ground before the weights can leave the air.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdRxobGVFKw
MangoPumpkin
05-31-12, 01:35 PM
What drugs are you two on?
dcrowell
05-31-12, 01:39 PM
What drugs are you two on?

What drugs is he not on?
MangoPumpkin
05-31-12, 01:39 PM
What drugs is he not on?

Better question
Wordbiker
05-31-12, 02:58 PM
They're just high on life.

I used to be high on life, but then built up a tolerance.
AEO
05-31-12, 03:01 PM
What drugs is he not on?

I don't care, pass it to the left!
jsharr
05-31-12, 03:12 PM
I do not do drugs. Never have. Never will. I am like this clean and sober. Imagine me all hopped up on goofballs. Or don't. I think the or don't option is the better choice.
Couch
05-31-12, 03:23 PM
I'm in recovery.

Couch
jsharr
05-31-12, 03:47 PM
I'm in recovery.

Couch

My name is jsharr, and I approve of this post. 500+ days, right?
Doohickie
05-31-12, 03:50 PM
I have yet to admit I have a problem.
Couch
05-31-12, 04:05 PM
My name is jsharr, and I approve of this post. 500+ days, right?

Yes Sir.

Couch
Doohickie
06-01-12, 07:37 AM
Congrats. (Again.)
MangoPumpkin
06-01-12, 07:45 AM
That's awesome Coucho, really, it is.
Couch
06-01-12, 08:49 AM
I slept 7.5 hours last night. I was only interrupted twice. Once by a nibbling Inge and once because I had to pee in the shower.

Couch
spry
06-01-12, 08:53 AM
I slept 7.5 hours last night. I was only interrupted twice. Once by a nibbling Inge and once because I had to pee in the shower.

Couch

At least you did not pee in the laundry basket by mistake.
Couch
06-01-12, 08:54 AM
At least you did not pee in the laundry basket by mistake.

I've never done that by mistake.

Couch
dcrowell
06-01-12, 02:05 PM
I don't care, pass it to the left!

'ere!