Hhowdy
01-07-05, 06:55 AM
Howdy,
An older Sun City couple made a deal that whoever died first would
come back and inform the other of the afterlife.
Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his
word, he made contact, "Mary . . . Mary . ."
"Is that you, Fred?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off to
the
golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice. I
have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much
all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until
late
at night. The next day it starts again."
"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."
"Not exactly. I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Green Bay, Wisconsin."
M.R.
An older Sun City couple made a deal that whoever died first would
come back and inform the other of the afterlife.
Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his
word, he made contact, "Mary . . . Mary . ."
"Is that you, Fred?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off to
the
golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice. I
have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much
all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until
late
at night. The next day it starts again."
"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."
"Not exactly. I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Green Bay, Wisconsin."
M.R.