Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - brakeless ladies

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ink1373
01-09-05, 04:41 PM
i swear, riding brakeless has got to be the single most appealing attribute a lady could have.
raygunner
01-09-05, 04:45 PM
Get your mind out of the gutter!
ink1373
01-09-05, 04:49 PM
i meant it in the most innocent way possible.
Fugazi Dave
01-09-05, 05:10 PM
Appealing enough....so long as she's wearing a helmet. I say a front-braked fixie is equally an appealing vehicle for a woman.
raygunner
01-09-05, 05:10 PM
Are coaster brakes included? I love a girl who rides an old cruiser. Seriously, I do. When we go riding just give us some trucker hats & white belts & call us hipsters!
schwinnbikelove
01-09-05, 05:25 PM
i swear, riding brakeless has got to be the single most appealing attribute a lady could have.
Thanks! :D
Are coaster brakes included, indeed? The fact that SBL rides a coastie should be proof enough.
stinkyonions
01-09-05, 05:34 PM
any girl who will ride a bike is a keeper in my book. riding fixed would just be a plus.
"i don't want to get dirty and sweaty."
labratmatt
01-09-05, 06:09 PM
I don't know. A woman that rides lugged steel (with out without brakes) is way up there.
labratmatt
01-09-05, 06:11 PM
i swear, riding brakeless has got to be the single most appealing attribute a lady could have.
How would your personal read? kevin sorbo seeks SWFwo/B.
raygunner
01-09-05, 06:36 PM
Yeah, a girl riding a lugged steel bike always turns me head... Jesus!
You know, this thread is getting pretty dorky. It's just a step below some comic book dorks talking about which character is the hottest.
"Oh, but Aqua Man, you cannot marry a woman without GILLS! You're from different WORLDS!"
iamjberube
01-09-05, 06:43 PM
i saw a girl on a peugeot fixie today, no brakes and.......cowboy boots. rock on.
Jesse M
01-09-05, 06:46 PM
any girl who will ride a bike is a keeper in my book. riding fixed would just be a plus.
"i don't want to get dirty and sweaty."
you got that right...
Fugazi Dave
01-09-05, 06:48 PM
i saw a girl on a peugeot fixie today, no brakes and.......cowboy boots. rock on.
I hope you tackled her.
icithecat
01-09-05, 06:55 PM
Too funny.
Any woman who spends more time exercising than on her hair is a keeper.
I'm keeping mine.
schwinnbikelove
01-09-05, 07:07 PM
Are coaster brakes included, indeed? The fact that SBL rides a coastie should be proof enough.
Shucks, Hammye! ----- Actually, two bikes: lugged Schwinn coaster (you guys have seen this one, right?), and lugged Fuji fixed. I still need to post pictures of this one. Both-no hand brakes.
On a side note-skidding on icy snow is indescribably fun! (it's my first winter riding fixed)
iamjberube
01-09-05, 07:19 PM
I hope you tackled her.
i wuz parilized by luv.
Fugazi Dave
01-09-05, 09:13 PM
i wuz parilized by luv.
That's fair. I probably would have wet myeslf.
Ira in Chi
01-09-05, 09:20 PM
My gf rides a lugged steel fixie. She is fast too. It rules.
Maelstrom
01-09-05, 10:36 PM
I like chicks in armour...personal taste I guess :)
the_shogster
01-10-05, 08:15 AM
if hand-brakeless coaster brakes count...i must have been the hottest little seven year old on the block
bostontrevor
01-10-05, 10:03 AM
You know, this thread is getting pretty dorky. It's just a step below some comic book dorks talking about which character is the hottest.
"Oh, but Aqua Man, you cannot marry a woman without GILLS! You're from different WORLDS!"
Bravo, bravo.
:lol:
fixedfiend
01-10-05, 11:11 AM
"Oh, but Aqua Man, you cannot marry a woman without GILLS! You're from different WORLDS!"
why not? they could cross breed and have offspring that's amphibious. sort of like a frog. As far as brakeless chicks go, I agree. They're in the same category as women who smoke Marlboro Reds and can tie double heart knots with a cherry stem in their mouth. Skills.
raygunner
01-10-05, 11:24 AM
Just ride a bike, go for a run, hit the gym because there's no fat chicks for me!
i saw a girl on a peugeot fixie today, no brakes and.......cowboy boots. rock on.
Sorry to burst the bubble I do have a front brake, although I rarely use it, I feel better knowing its there.
I like to ride fast, and I like my knees. I like my brake, thank you very much.
girls with brakes probably also have a brain which is good ;)
iamjberube
01-10-05, 02:41 PM
Sorry to burst the bubble I do have a front brake, although I rarely use it, I feel better knowing its there.
4th and dean yesterday? i guess i was too busy looking at the boots to notice the brake. sorry, if that was you.
girls with brakes probably also have a brain which is good
Girls with brains are about as sexy as it gets.
Fugazi Dave
01-10-05, 03:07 PM
Girls with brains are about as sexy as it gets.
Quoted for massive truth.
4th and dean yesterday? i guess i was too busy looking at the boots to notice the brake. sorry, if that was you.
yah, if it was a white peugeot you saw. I was heading to meet two friends (one's another fixie girl) on Bergen and Washington for a ladies' ride to Coney Island for some Nathan's french fries. Learned that maybe cowboy boots are not the best defense against cold and wind. I moved here from Tucson over 4 years ago but can't seem to kick the ****kickers habit! I don't know, maybe if I had warmer socks. I've only been riding since May and haven't figured out the right combo of winter garb yet.
BlastRadius
01-10-05, 04:29 PM
Too cool, B-Tel.
iamjberube
01-10-05, 04:37 PM
right on, b-tel. if you're doing any rides in the 'hood that aren't strictly ladies send me a message. i left most of my bike posse back in portland when i moved.
i think it's high-time BF started a dating service...
I think you'd be pretty happy in communist China then.
Or Denmark...
i think it's high-time BF started a dating service...
http://groups.msn.com/BicycleSinglesClub/_homepage.msnw?pgmarket=en-ca
New site, click here: http://www.bikeforums.net/!
Perhaps it's already been tried?
hey ladies -- please read my post in this thread (http://www.bikeforums.net/showpost.php?p=836609&postcount=116) and respond if you're interested. i'd really like to include you!
http://www.bikeforums.net/showpost.php?p=836609&postcount=116
fixinskitchin
01-11-05, 03:33 PM
I have never seen a fixie chick in my town, but whenever i make it up to portland i am awestruck, they are everywhere. I think tattoos are just as appealing as girls of fixies, oooh or a chick rocking an old skool vision with a mohawk, or any girl whos not a jackass, actually, some jackassery permitted. what the hell am i talking about, i love em all.
I think you'd be pretty happy in communist China then.
or communist denmark..??
or right wing italy??
or.. :rolleyes:
VeganDave
01-12-05, 10:27 AM
.......whenever i make it up to portland i am awestruck, they are everywhere. I think tattoos are just as appealing......
cuz portland is back to the brim with hipsters
does anyone else find this thread really stupid??
does anyone else find this thread really stupid??
yes we are!!
:p
Fugazi Dave
01-12-05, 10:45 AM
does anyone else find this thread really stupid??
All your stupid are belong to thread.
oooh -- no brakes! tits! ass! brains! no derailleurs! tattoos! veganism! TVP! shows! patches! vans! dickies! mohawks! rattails! mullets! thick glasses! straight edge! hardcore! XXX! irrelevance!
habitus
01-12-05, 11:36 AM
turd, you've outted us all.
oooh -- no brakes! tits! ass! brains! no derailleurs! tattoos! veganism! TVP! shows! patches! vans! dickies! mohawks! rattails! mullets! thick glasses! straight edge! hardcore! XXX! irrelevance!
Heyyyoooooooooooooooo!!!! YES!
fixedfiend
01-12-05, 11:42 AM
oooh -- no brakes! tits! ass! brains! no derailleurs! tattoos! veganism! TVP! shows! patches! vans! dickies! mohawks! rattails! mullets! thick glasses! straight edge! hardcore! XXX! irrelevance!
i can sketch that stuff all day long. mmm... got any pics?
I guess a moderator is removing posts which aren't properly heterosexist in this thread? (Not including schwinnbikelove's.) Is this correct?
I guess a moderator is removing posts which aren't properly heterosexist in this thread? (Not including schwinnbikelove's.) Is this correct?
well technically, no.
we (the mods) felt that some of the content was "not politically correct" and
did not jibe with the current Administration (soon to be monarchy)
(or is that theocratic monarchy?) and policy. .
oops, wrong reason.
In reality there was some concern over the wording, so ixnay on the edtrhay.
BF is non-discriminatory, hetero, gay, lesbian, animals, whips chains, leather
it's all good.
Marty
polytoxic
01-12-05, 01:40 PM
B-tel, do you ride with Blacklabel nyc?
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