Foo - Should I be worried?

The guard at work this morning said: 'You look brighter than a Tiffany Lamp' (a play on my name)

:o

I would be.:)

At least you don't need to fear dark places. ;)

At times like these, I get naked.

Couch

Your name is Lamp?

Your name is Lamp?


http://vimeo.com/679240

You have to work while under guard ?

Is the guard hawt?

Maybe the guard has part time that uses the guard's uniform and involves dancing.

You have to work while under guard ?

Si. We have two.


Is the guard hawt?

Maybe the guard has part time that uses the guard's uniform and involves dancing.

Uh no, well he is an Ex-Marine...but NOT HAWT. Friendly enough.

Si. We have two.

Uh no, well he is an Ex-Marine...but NOT HAWT. Friendly enough.

So you are being guarded by an ex marine... is it because you are HAWT and need to be protected ?

Not to worry.
The security guard is just throwing his bait in the water.

#32 who now has her phone number this year:)

You should have told him in no uncertain terms that you are not as bright as he thinks.

Tell him he's just a dopey ol' jarhead. That should endear you to him.

You should have told him in no uncertain terms that you are not as bright as he thinks.

uuuuuuuuu oh no you didn't. You gonna get spanked for that one.

Show him the pictures

Does he want to play Jenga?

If he didn't noticed the $500 hairdo, he's not paying any attention.

What's a Tiffany Lamp?

uh no, well he is an ex-marine...but not hawt. Friendly enough.

impossible!

What's a Tiffany Lamp?

http://www.pxleyes.com/images/contests/tiffany%20lamp/fullsize/tiffany%20lamp_4a45f337c33bf.jpg
here

impossible!

So you think Marines are hawt?

So you think Marines are hawt?

Chip only finds his superior officers hawt.

Show him the pictures

Only worry if he brings up the pictures....

Only worry if he brings up the pictures....

Don't even say that!

The guard at work this morning said: 'You look brighter than a Tiffany Lamp' (a play on my name)

:o


Did he offer to show you his nightstick?

What pictures?... I wanna see I wanna see!

You're a redhead now, it's the rest of us that should be worried.

You're a redhead now, it's the rest of us that should be worried.

redheads are hot

Maybe you should stop eating noodles seductively in front of him. That's how you hooked Couch.

redheads are hot

I was married to one for 14 years, you forget how they look(ed) when the craziness starts.

I was married to one for 14 years, you forget how they look(ed) when the craziness starts.

hot can be taken two ways.
both are usually applicable to redheads.

I was married to one for 14 years, you forget how they look(ed) when the craziness starts.

Hotness comes at a price bro.

I am not a redhead, sorry.

So when are you and the guard going out for lunch?

I am not a redhead, sorry.

are you saying your not hot?
bummer...I was all prepared to suggest you make yourself..umm...comfortable.

So when are you and the guard going out for lunch?

Already did in the lunchroom.


are you saying your not hot?
bummer...I was all prepared to suggest you make yourself..umm...comfortable.

Oh I'm hot, blinding white hot.

I was all prepared to suggest you make yourself..umm...comfortable.


Whenever anyone talks about getting comfortable, it always makes me think of Mallrats and Jason Lee's character Brodie for some reason.



Brodie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005134/): Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?
T.S. Quint (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0518718/): No, why do you ask?
Brodie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005134/): I never farted in front of Renee. Not once. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.
T.S. Quint (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0518718/): You think that's why Renee dumped you? Come on, she's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating...
Brodie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005134/): She was going down on me at the time.
T.S. Quint (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0518718/): [Retches]
Brodie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005134/): What can I say, I was feeling very relaxed, when I'm relaxed I squirt.
T.S. Quint (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0518718/): If all she did was dump you, you got off light.

Ew. I would neuter, not dump.

I'm hot.

Couch

I'm hot.

Couch
We've seen pictures. You are the opposite of.

We've seen pictures. You are the opposite of.

Nah...

Couch

So you think Marines are hawt?

The one I married was...is... :D

The guard at work this morning said: 'You look brighter than a Tiffany Lamp' (a play on my name)

Tell him it doesn't take a genius or a genie to know that he has a better chance getting his wishes if he keeps rubbing his own lamp.

Maybe the guard was the poster who put up the "flirting advice" thread here in Foo.

So when are you and the guard going out for lunch?

And will you invite Foo to the wedding?

I am not a redhead, sorry.

You were in the picture yesterday, and not being a redhead is nothing to apologize for, it's a benefit.

I am not a redhead, sorry.

But do the drapes and the carpet match?

But do the drapes and the carpet match?

If you bought the Superman X-Ray glasses like I did years ago...............................

Nah...

Couch

When you're hot you're hot.
When you're not you're not.

When you're hot you're hot.
When you're not you're not.

Like you would know.