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windhchaser
06-20-12, 07:38 PM
Guess i should of known dolor store jerky will suck.. I usually make my own i make it very very spicy with some sweetness

spry
06-20-12, 07:42 PM
Guess it's too late to mention that China jerky at the dollar store is made from people:(
CbadRider
06-20-12, 07:43 PM
It's at the dollar store for a reason. ;)

I don't care much for beef jerky. I've had homemade venison jerky that wasn't bad.

spry
06-20-12, 07:43 PM
Try putting your finger down your throat.
Artkansas
06-20-12, 07:46 PM
Get some shoe polish and buff it up a bit, then it will at least look like higher quality leather.
spry
06-20-12, 07:49 PM
Get some shoe polish and buff it up a bit, then it will at least look like higher quality leather.

The OP is one of those leather people?
windhchaser
06-20-12, 07:50 PM
It's at the dollar store for a reason. ;)

I don't care much for beef jerky. I've had homemade venison jerky that wasn't bad.
Thats my fav Deer is so lean
windhchaser
06-20-12, 07:51 PM
It isn't as bad as the time i bought beef patty from Walmart. Eww i still get sick thinking of it
Couch
06-20-12, 08:26 PM
Guess it's too late to mention that China jerky at the dollar store is made from people:(

Soylent Green?

Couch
SPlKE
06-21-12, 03:53 AM
My recipe for jerky: grass fed beef, sea salt. People at work line up to get some when I make it. Best jerky ever. It melts in your mouth. The secret is in the slicing and drying.
BenzFanatic
06-21-12, 04:20 AM
I love making jerky. The dehydrator is something I wish I brought out way more often. I've found that my best stuff actually comes from a good lean ground beef with the proper seasoning. Our dehydrator came with a caulk-gun looking thing with tips specifically for the purpose of making jerky with ground beef.
MangoPumpkin
06-21-12, 06:20 AM
My recipe for jerky: grass fed beef, sea salt. People at work line up to get some when I make it. Best jerky ever. It melts in your mouth. The secret is in the slicing and drying.

And when are you planning to make more Mr. Spike?
SPlKE
06-21-12, 06:42 AM
And when are you planning to make more Mr. Spike?

I've been eying up the grass fed eye round at the whole foods lately. I'm thinking of making some soon. It's a giant PITA to make it though. I usually do it in the winter.
MangoPumpkin
06-21-12, 06:48 AM
I've been eying up the grass fed eye round at the whole foods lately. I'm thinking of making some soon. It's a giant PITA to make it though. I usually do it in the winter.

That's exactly why I don't make it...well that and I don't have the equipment nor the knowledge to make it. How far are you from Lancaster?
SPlKE
06-21-12, 02:17 PM
That's exactly why I don't make it...well that and I don't have the equipment nor the knowledge to make it. How far are you from Lancaster?

Conshy is just a hop, skip and a jump from Lancaster.

However, you'll have to take a number. Here: your number is 458.

I'm currently serving number 6. At the rate I'm filling orders, I will call your number in about 7 years.
MangoPumpkin
06-21-12, 05:35 PM
Conshy is just a hop, skip and a jump from Lancaster.

However, you'll have to take a number. Here: your number is 458.

I'm currently serving number 6. At the rate I'm filling orders, I will call your number in about 7 years.

Frack!
bigbenaugust
06-21-12, 05:50 PM
My roomie used to make beef jerky in our oven once upon a time. Mmm... except for the time we tried it with spam, which was most assuredly not good.
steve0257
06-21-12, 06:26 PM
Aged beef jerky

http://www.rhjunior.com/NT/00166.html