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06-22-12, 08:34 AM
One day a lady went to buy a parrot from the petshop.
The shop assistant said "we've only got this parrot left. He's only £5 because he does have a bit of a history, he used to live in a brothel"
The lady thought for a while, and decided it didn't matter so she bought the parrot and took it home.
She put the cage in the living room and lifted off the cover.
The parrot looked around and said "new place, I like it, nice decor"
Then the lady's two teenage daughters walked in.
The parrot looked then up and down and said "new girls, good, I like it"
Then the lady's husband walked in.
The parrot looked at him and said "Hello Keith"
The shop assistant said "we've only got this parrot left. He's only £5 because he does have a bit of a history, he used to live in a brothel"
The lady thought for a while, and decided it didn't matter so she bought the parrot and took it home.
She put the cage in the living room and lifted off the cover.
The parrot looked around and said "new place, I like it, nice decor"
Then the lady's two teenage daughters walked in.
The parrot looked then up and down and said "new girls, good, I like it"
Then the lady's husband walked in.
The parrot looked at him and said "Hello Keith"