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06-24-12, 07:28 PM
A couple was making love in a conversion van. They had consumed some Jack Daniels and snorted a few lines, which brought out a kinky masochistic streak in the girl. She started screaming, "Whip me Daddy, whip me until I bleed!" Her partner was more than happy to oblige, but was not wearing a belt and couldn't think of anything else to use. Then he saw the radio antenna, reached out the window, broke it off and went to work with it on her back.
A few days later the alcohol and drug binge had subsided. Lack of sleep, lack of care of the wounds and a compromised immune system led to the girl developing nasty festering welts. She made an appointment with her doctor. He asked her what the problem was and she said her back was in serious trouble. The doctor had her disrobe, took one look and exclaimed:
"Good lord! Twenty-five years I have been practicing medicine and never have I seen such a bad case of van-aerial disease!"
Don in Austin
A few days later the alcohol and drug binge had subsided. Lack of sleep, lack of care of the wounds and a compromised immune system led to the girl developing nasty festering welts. She made an appointment with her doctor. He asked her what the problem was and she said her back was in serious trouble. The doctor had her disrobe, took one look and exclaimed:
"Good lord! Twenty-five years I have been practicing medicine and never have I seen such a bad case of van-aerial disease!"
Don in Austin