Foo - Roadie drama

So, I was driving across town just now. Two roadies run a red light right in front of me. I could see it coming a mile off, so I adjusted accordingly. Then the idiots pass me on the inside as I'm turning right. I didn't hit them, but it was only pure luck that I didn't, I saw them at the last second in my mirror.

I've seen very experienced friends scoff traffic laws. Such poor ambassadors.

Idiots.

Couch

I blame the Tour de France and running.

I accidentally read the thread title as "roadie diarrhea"

I blame the 41 and I blame crabon fribe and I blame hair gel and most of all I blame roadies.

Today I passed by a guy on a full TT bike riding salmon and a foot off of the yellow line. As oncoming traffic came he would veer into the opposite lane (now traveling correctly with traffic) and almost come to a stop while the cars passed, and then weave back into the wrong lane and proceed to salmon on along.

I blame the Tour de France and running.

I blame GWB ;)

You should have launched a snot rocket!

I accidentally read the thread title as "roadie diarrhea"

And you clicked it anyway?

You hardly ever see anyone with a lugged steel frame, full fenders, and generator lights doin' this. Just sayin'.

I swear it wasn't me.

Cross my heart.

Spit on mom's grave.

Wasn't me.

I blame the 41 and I blame crabon fribe and I blame hair gel and most of all I blame roadies.

+1


Today I passed by a guy on a full TT bike riding salmon and a foot off of the yellow line. As oncoming traffic came he would veer into the opposite lane (now traveling correctly with traffic) and almost come to a stop while the cars passed, and then weave back into the wrong lane and proceed to salmon on along.

... so why didn't you just run him over? No jury in the world would convict you.

I blame GWB ;)

What did Gypsum Wall Board ever do to you?

Sounds like the classic right hook to me.

I blame parody threads.

I blame GWB ;)
George Washington Bridge?

Today I passed by a guy on a full TT bike riding salmon and a foot off of the yellow line...

Riding like it was stolen? Was he a Fred or Poseur?

Riding like it was stolen? Was he a Fred or Poseur?
Poseur who just bought a new bike by the look of him. Gym shorts, UGA cotton t-shirt, look SPDs.

I blame parody threads.

By guys with two posts?

By guys with two posts?

Foo posts don't show up. I have 1.2 million of them

And you clicked it anyway?

a little poo never hurt anyone.

I blame the American education system, in particular, drivers ed.

and....

Improperly sized kits, if they're too tight, they cut off circulation to the brain.

I blame the American education system, in particular, drivers ed.



I agree. An American driver would have squished them. Lucky for them that I am a superior English driver, our driving test is actually a challenge.

I agree. An American driver would have squished them. Lucky for them that I am a superior English driver, our driving test is actually a challenge.

yeah, they ask you to drink cold beer and brush your teeth and it confuses the hell out of you.

I agree. An American driver would have squished them. Lucky for them that I am a superior English driver, our driving test is actually a challenge.

None of the English people I know can drive.

I hear England has adopted the Belgian driving test (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbjSWDwJILs).

What did Gypsum Wall Board ever do to you?

probably created an abrupt stop

I agree. An American driver would have squished them. Lucky for them that I am a superior English driver, our driving test is actually a challenge.

juggling with the other hand, eh?