Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - NYC : another gandy frankenbike?

http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2005/jan/kohn.htm

http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2005/jan/kohn.jpg

Nope. Not a frankenbike...not according to the website anyways.
http://www.handybike.com/uk/index_netscape.html

wow. it's like starign at a bikes reflection from one of those funhouse mirrors.

i feel like i just woke up from a 20 year coma and the world has become a strange and chaotic place...

not the kind of "chick magnet" you would like.

I laughed out loud when I saw that photo on their site! She must've been thinking..."Hmmm...small bike with small wheels? Must have a small dingaling too! PASS!" lol

I wanna see what someone looks like riding it.

Cornering must be tough. Can you imagine the pedal strike? But on a high note...there doesn't seem to be any toe overlap!

http://www.ephemeroi.com/stuff/2005/front/050112-handybike.jpg

fire the art director.

now i'm really confused. is it a sex toy or a legitimate means of transportation? that photo and the website in general makes it hard to tell.

who knows.. but... "check out that chainline!" hahahaha..

Gandy, as in Jason Gandy? I thought he wasn't in new york anymore...or is he back?

yeah those images are heinous. No direction skills, PS skills, or numbchuck skills.

Those pictures just don't look right. Well, not in the manner that.. they kind of look...

you know they...

whoa.

never mind.

it needs track pedals, or clipless
and one of those dandy flask mounts,
oh yeah, and a carbon aero seatpost

those pictures make me feel somthing,
somthing i can't define


oh wait, its just pity,

Be the first on your block to own one! The ladies will go nuts

those pictures make me feel somthing,
somthing i can't define


oh wait, its just pity,

it kinda makes me a little angry to tell you the truth. it's like a crappy extenstion of a crappy personality. just knowing that there is someone out there who put this together for the sole purpose of trying to get attention is maddening. he's probably the same guy who spills beer at your party, hits on your girlfriend, throws up in your toilet and then makes the neighbors call the cops.

it kinda makes me a little angry to tell you the truth. it's like a crappy extenstion of a crappy personality. just knowing that there is someone out there who put this together for the sole purpose of trying to get attention is maddening. he's probably the same guy who spills beer at your party, hits on your girlfriend, throws up in your toilet and then makes the neighbors call the cops.

haha, I know that guy
but seriously, sex sells,
i think i'm going to buy one, the more i look at those pictures, the more i just realise life isn't complete without one.

haha, I know that guy
but seriously, sex sells,
i think i'm going to buy one, the more i look at those pictures, the more i just realise life isn't complete without one.

now are you buying a scooter/handibike.. or a cheesy blonde's denim-covered crotch?

you mean their seperate?
**** i thought she was included

ummm so are you all saying those semi loose and not super short denim cut off shorts are sexy? i think this is a problem..

sohi, yor cense of humore......




A+

now are you buying a scooter/handibike.. or a cheesy blonde's denim-covered crotch?

i too thought this is a nightmare designed by gandi or his offspring, but the more you flock it the more i need a bike like that.. especially if it comes complete with a girl and all.. will uci allow it? is it track legit? is she? :rolleyes:

not the kind of "chick magnet" you would like.
So size really does make a difference?

So size really does make a difference?

hell yeah! those wheels are way too small! ;)

Classic.

Be the first on your block to own one! The ladies will go nuts

No, we won't. We will laugh at you, even harder than we laugh at unicycle guy. At least it'll be harder for us to shove sticks in your spokes.

So then this is the ultimate casanova bike... right?

Or is it just wierd at this point?

gandy is still in nyc. he lives down the street from me.

So then this is the ultimate casanova bike... right?

Or is it just wierd at this point?


If ladies like guys who can perform the most spectacular headers over their handlebars (and I have to assume they do, in light of the fact that I managed to find one to marry me), then the high-wheeler is definitely the way to go.

camel toe.