General Cycling Discussion - I had the best comeback to a rude cyclist tonight.....

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Bahnzo
07-17-12, 12:16 AM
Riding down a quiet street in downtown, another biker is coming towards me. We make eye contact and I give a little wave, which he answers "F-you you little beotch!".

My reply? "I know you are but what am I?!"

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Not sure how he took it, but I laughed my butt off.

DntWorryB.Happy
07-17-12, 02:00 AM
:lol::notamused:

Next time use pepper spray
Bahnzo
07-17-12, 02:04 AM
:lol::notamused:

Next time use pepper spray

He was across the road, so unless they make a shotgun pepper spray, I couldn't be sure of my aim.

Retro Grouch
07-17-12, 06:13 AM
I think that it's a shame that the jerks of the world are the people who we tend to remember.

He probably lives a miserable life because everybody he meets is reflecting his unfriendly attitude back at him. You and I only get that from a very few people who are like him.
BlazingPedals
07-17-12, 06:40 AM
I hope this doesn't start another "waving thread" war.
DataJunkie
07-17-12, 07:41 AM
The proper response is to chase the other cyclist down and clock him over the head with a frame pump.
Doohickie
07-17-12, 08:01 AM
"I love you too, man."
urbanlegend
07-17-12, 10:43 AM
"I'm rubber and you're glue. Anything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you."
Keith99
07-17-12, 11:41 AM
"I love you too, man."

That or laughing manically.