Foo - Are you a wanker?

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Couch
07-25-12, 09:15 AM
Well is ya? Be honest now.

I'm not.

Couch


ModoVincere
07-25-12, 09:16 AM
probably more of a piker.

Couch
07-25-12, 09:18 AM
probably more of a piker.

Ah crap. New word. What is a 'piker'?

Couch


jsharr
07-25-12, 09:19 AM
yes

_Inge_
07-25-12, 09:22 AM
Well is ya? Be honest now.

I'm not.

Couch

Liar, liar, pants on fire.

Inge

chris.....
07-25-12, 09:32 AM
Liar, liar, pants on fire.

Inge

Couch is a tosser

RubenX
07-25-12, 09:36 AM
Nah... he's just injured (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php/834587-I-hurt-my-dangling-doodle-the-other-day). Few days of rest and he'll be back to normal.

chris.....
07-25-12, 09:39 AM
Nah... he's just injured (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php/834587-I-hurt-my-dangling-doodle-the-other-day). Few days of rest and he'll be back to normal.
Yes, but what was he doing when he injured his doodle?

ModoVincere
07-25-12, 09:39 AM
Ah crap. New word. What is a 'piker'?

Couch


limey slang word used to be derogatory towards the irish...even though I'm not irish.

RubenX
07-25-12, 09:42 AM
Yes, but what was he doing when he injured his doodle?

Feeding Inge some hot dogs...

chris.....
07-25-12, 09:47 AM
limey slang word used to be derogatory towards the irish...even though I'm not irish.
It's a Pikey in England and refers mostly to Gypsy's.

ModoVincere
07-25-12, 09:48 AM
It's a Pikey in England and refers mostly to Gypsy's.

ok...then....what the limey said.

papabiker
07-25-12, 09:54 AM
Wanker? Definitely not.

Yanker? Well, maybe....

chris.....
07-25-12, 09:55 AM
Wanker? Definitely not.

Yanker? Well, maybe....
You're a plonker

jsharr
07-25-12, 10:01 AM
1. Who is papabiker?
2. What is a plonker?
3. Can some one go through this thread and create a dictionary for me? Wanker, yanker, piker, pikey, plonker?

chris.....
07-25-12, 10:36 AM
1. Who is papabiker?
2. What is a plonker?
3. Can some one go through this thread and create a dictionary for me? Wanker, yanker, piker, pikey, plonker?

Don't get your knickers in a twist

chris.....
07-25-12, 10:41 AM
plonker (very mildly derogatory) fool (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foolishness) *. Used esp. in the south-east of England, although not unknown elsewhere. Derived from a slang term for penis.

trsidn
07-25-12, 10:44 AM
Maybe. And I use this place to practice my stultiloquence.

aRoudy1
07-25-12, 01:44 PM
She's a Wanker:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/roudy/images.jpg

colorider
07-25-12, 01:55 PM
Just don't call me a git. (whatever that means it can't be good)

chris.....
07-25-12, 02:09 PM
Just don't call me a git. (whatever that means it can't be good)
You are a bellend

ModoVincere
07-25-12, 02:28 PM
She's a Wanker:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/roudy/images.jpg

I'd spank her.

colorider
07-25-12, 02:51 PM
You are a bellend

I suspect that's not good either?

papabiker
07-25-12, 04:08 PM
1. Who is papabiker?
2. What is a plonker?
3. Can some one go through this thread and create a dictionary for me? Wanker, yanker, piker, pikey, plonker?

Papa biker, in addition to being a placeholder in the great game of life is a role model extraordinaire for the mediocre.

As for plonker, asked and answered. I might dd that several of the terms thrown about here suspiciously refer to male genetalia...

Artkansas
07-25-12, 04:22 PM
I thought you said Wankel....

http://www.pointhappy.com/gifs/wankel.gif

ahsposo
07-25-12, 04:27 PM
That is strictly private between the wanked and the wanker.

no1mad
07-25-12, 07:08 PM
She's a Wanker:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/roudy/images.jpg
Though I suspect that I married her distant cousin, I've never been to Wanker County for any family functions.

no1mad
07-25-12, 07:10 PM
I'd spank her.
But would you thank her?

Her 'friend' Connie Bender from school seems to think you don't have to if you didn't feel like it.

spry
07-25-12, 07:34 PM
"CMD"

It's no laughing matter:thumb:

skijor
08-08-12, 11:10 PM
Well is ya? Be honest now.

I'm not.

Couch

No wonder your productivity stinks (mildly nsfw language, duh) ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKH9ECC_Qa4&feature=related

Rx Rider
08-08-12, 11:47 PM
I've been called a nutter before, no relation.
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTt3emqf_HtJHQC2QGddJQsrUe8pzUaYWEa5VGmw4M41rUVwa2wobP3XFXg

Sixty Fiver
08-09-12, 12:13 AM
What kind of ponce would ask such a question ?

Bleedin git.