Red Baron
01-15-05, 06:41 PM
The active 90 year old cyclist said to an 80 year old cyclist; "After Biking, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the young lady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any Italian bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves."
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...don't you think by the time you get to the 5th it'll be hard?"
He replied, "Holy [bleep] ... does everybody in the world know about this Italian bread but ME?! :eek:
So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the young lady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any Italian bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves."
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...don't you think by the time you get to the 5th it'll be hard?"
He replied, "Holy [bleep] ... does everybody in the world know about this Italian bread but ME?! :eek: