Foo - You are not going to believe what the doctor just did to me.

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Couch
08-17-12, 07:06 AM
I haz a sad now!

Couch

Indy_Rider
08-17-12, 07:14 AM
Doctor turned you down when you asked for a little extra during a prostate exam?
skijor
08-17-12, 07:23 AM
Made you a D-cup?

chris.....
08-17-12, 07:25 AM
Doctor turned you down when you asked for a little extra during a prostate exam?

He had both hands on your shoulders when he checked your prostate.
jsharr
08-17-12, 08:22 AM
Chris.... is not a doctor.
bikecrate
08-17-12, 08:37 AM
…pronounced you legally dead.
Couch
08-17-12, 08:55 AM
Let's just say the Couchie is no longer a virgin :-(

Couch
CbadRider
08-17-12, 09:08 AM
Did he buy you lunch afterward?
Couch
08-17-12, 09:11 AM
Did he buy you lunch afterward?

Nope. However, I had corned beef hash and eggs for breakfast.

El Coucho
CbadRider
08-17-12, 09:19 AM
Nope. However, I had corned beef hash and eggs for breakfast.

El Coucho

You should have eaten a macho bean burrito with extra jalapenos for dinner last night. That would have gotten the doctor's attention.
tuxbailey
08-17-12, 09:23 AM
I hope he wore gloves :)
no motor?
08-17-12, 09:29 AM
Will there be a followup exam at the end of the first trimester?
MangoPumpkin
08-17-12, 09:36 AM
Will there be a followup exam at the end of the first trimester?

Bwahahahahahahaa......eww.
SonataInFSharp
08-17-12, 09:55 AM
Doctors don't do stuff to me; they think I am boring.

Once, though, a nurse put one of those pulse-checker things on my finger, and I had a normal heart rate. She kept it on my finger, but dropped something, so she bent over from her chair. She started to fall so her reflex was to grab my leg to keep from falling over, and I got an eyefull, too. My hear rate skyrocketed and said she should let the doctor know about my weird hear rate. I later told the doctor exactly why my heart rate shot up and he just laughed for the rest of the appointment instead of helping me for what I was there for.
overthehillmedi
08-17-12, 10:17 AM
Did the world a BIG favor and gave you a "heir" cut? :D
bikecrate
08-17-12, 10:48 AM
Let's just say the Couchie is no longer a virgin :-(

Couch

In some parts of the world you are now considered a married couple.
bigbenaugust
08-17-12, 10:51 AM
In some parts of the world you are now considered a married couple.

I hope you and the doctor have a very nice life together.
charlie burgh
08-17-12, 12:04 PM
I hope he wore gloves :)
Well at least one.

Moooon River........
charlie burgh
08-17-12, 12:06 PM
Chris to the Photochop Phone...

http://img2-1.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/news/080414/thomas_beatie.jpg
Rx Rider
08-19-12, 12:28 AM
http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2012/2/3/19d8555f-8720-43e9-91cf-79f0861a49e0.jpg