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DannoXYZ
08-17-12, 10:09 PM
I'm working up some experiments and need a couple gallons of cat urine and about 10-20kg of smelly kitten poop. Anyone know where I can find some?

Thanks.


Couch
08-17-12, 10:20 PM
o_O

RubenX
08-17-12, 10:30 PM
Wait... u want the pee or the poo or both?


StupidlyBrave
08-17-12, 10:32 PM
By "experiment", you mean practical joke. Right?

Tycho Brahe
08-17-12, 10:40 PM
This is gonna be good ...

bigbenaugust
08-17-12, 10:55 PM
I was at VeloSwap one year and Bruce Gordon had this gorgeous weathered steel framed bike at his booth. Being a former metallurgy student, I commented to him on how great that finish was. His reply:

"The hard part was getting the cat to pee on the frame!"

:)

(bike is 9th photo on this page: http://www.bgcycles.com/customgallery4.html#

DannoXYZ
08-18-12, 01:16 AM
By "experiment", you mean practical joke. Right?Nah, I'm actually working on a clean-up product similar to Nature's Miracle. The best enzyme cleaner I've found to date, but it's still not as good as I'd like. I've developed several bacteria-based brews. First batches coming back from the lab in a couple weeks. Now I just need to set up some repeatable testing-protocols. The sticking point is having consistent samples to test with. My two cats may produce enough, but it actually varies from day-to-day depending upon their activity level and what kind of critters they've been eating in addition to their regular meals.

eschlwc
08-18-12, 03:38 AM
my favorite thread title to date.

ahsposo
08-18-12, 08:07 AM
I'll bet the humane society has a source.

tuxbailey
08-18-12, 08:54 AM
What is your mailing address? It might take a few months.... :)

tuxbailey
08-18-12, 08:55 AM
BTW, you can buy wolf pee from Amazon. That is some strong stuff.

apclassic9
08-18-12, 04:09 PM
I am sitting here in WV thinking "I am SO glad Danno lives in CA" !!!!

tizeye
08-18-12, 04:36 PM
If the cleaner experiment doesn't work out, try it as squirrel repellant.

WhyFi
08-18-12, 09:17 PM
I can mail you one of my cats - the bastard likes to pee in the tub, so that would make it easy enough to collect.

no motor?
08-19-12, 07:48 PM
If we got all our cats to pool their output....

windhchaser
08-19-12, 07:54 PM
Ill sell you some i need at least 5 hundred bucks per ounce i sell it shipped in absorbency clay so you would have to extract it when you get it pm me if ya want some turds will be at no extra charge

Bob Ross
08-20-12, 07:21 AM
BTW, you can buy wolf pee from Amazon. That is some strong stuff.

My best friend had to stock up on fox pee several years ago. Apparently it's sold as a rodent deterrent.

Ya think?

ModoVincere
08-20-12, 07:38 AM
Check with your local zoo or pet store.
Both can probably collect some for you.

jsharr
08-20-12, 08:42 AM
Get Couch a catsuit?

Couch
08-20-12, 09:16 AM
Get Couch a catsuit?

:(

Couch