Foo - Somebody is gonna get decapitated in my front yard! 0.o

Can't figure out how to rotate the pic in photobucket... but here it goes:

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn53/RubenX_Longwood/Other/a546ba8c.jpg

OK... figured out the rotation stuff:

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn53/RubenX_Longwood/Other/e9d4a8df.jpg

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn53/RubenX_Longwood/Other/94a737d1.jpg

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn53/RubenX_Longwood/Other/372e6193.jpg

This poor lad probably voted republican and it's going to pay for it.

That is a big mother ****er.

That is a big mother ****er.
You at least got the mother part right, but the last part is sort of the opposite lol

If these were people, it would be nsfw!

Quick, someone photoshop the bike so it has a rider too.

Those things are huge. I would squish them both.

It's like Ruben's Wild America.

It's like Ruben's Wild America.
and in his front yard too

Roast them.....and then eat it :)

Get a Zimmer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc_Ycnqm1Cc).

I'm still waiting. Photos or the promised decapitation was baloney.

I'm still waiting. Photos or the promised decapitation was baloney.

Sorry, no pics... camera ran out of battery... male got eaten tho.... he got decapitated and eaten.

Sorry, no pics... camera ran out of battery... male got eaten tho.... he got decapitated and eaten.

She must've been moody (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php/841494-Reasons-why-women-get-moody).

God is sure pissed at southern Florida this week.
First a Rubenbugfestation TM,next a tidal wave to clean up the area.

Rube,will you be our Foo"man on the scene"to show us the storm?

When you live in an area where the bugs are so big they can remove your goodies,your in the jungle,not a residential area.GTFO!

Rube,will you be our Foo"man on the scene"to show us the storm?

*Looks outside*

What storm?

When you live in an area where the bugs are so big they can remove your goodies,your in the jungle,not a residential area.GTFO!

These bugs are big, no doubt about it. No idea what they are tho... I've been told they turn into butterflies. Cats like to eat them too.

*Looks outside*

What storm?

You're going to have to put more effort than that into it!

could be worst...

http://media.screened.com/uploads/1/15932/598620-farscape2.jpg

First clue,
Head to the ocean and bring the goddamn camera please.

First clue,
Head to the ocean and bring the goddamn camera please.

Which one? Left (clearwater) or Right (daytona)?

These bugs are big, no doubt about it. No idea what they are tho... I've been told they turn into butterflies. Cats like to eat them too.

Got some bad news for you Hombre.
Giant roaches do not turn into butterfies,pixies,elves,or lawn gnomes.The just remain giant effen roaches,that's it.

Which one? Left (clearwater) or Right (daytona)?

They say now the Florida panhandle or New Orleans again so lets pack up the Hyundai and get some Foo pictures.

Who knows,CNN or the Weather Channel might pick you up as an employee.

Ruben as a weatherman. I like this possibility.

*looks out the window*
*see some rain*
*reports some rain*

PS: and no fancy cape for me... HTFU, shorts and a T-Shirt

These bugs are big, no doubt about it. No idea what they are tho... I've been told they turn into butterflies. Cats like to eat them too.

Sick!

Ruben as a weatherman. I like this possibility.

As his agent I tell you this is what the weather channel needs.

*If only he keeps his hands off Abrams ass.

Those are grasshoppers and the female does not eat the male like praying mantis. Typically the male will make with many females. Also, the do not metamorphisize into something else. The insect pictured is the mature adult. Females will lay eggs and then live out their life span, which is about 1 year from egg to adult.

Those are grasshoppers and the female does not eat the male like praying mantis. Typically the male will make with many females. Also, the do not metamorphisize into something else. The insect pictured is the mature adult. Females will lay eggs and then live out their life span, which is about 1 year from egg to adult.

So it must have been the hood's cat who ate one of them and left some legs in my front door...

Or birds. Birds love grasshoppers. Taste like chicken.