Foo - I fell in the parking lot at work

and scraped my ankle off....it hurtz.

and scraped my ankle off....it hurtz.

off?
have you tried sewing it back on?

Keep your ankles elevated:thumb:(wink,wink)

off?
have you tried sewing it back on?

The layer of skin was to thin.

Were you wearing those 6" high heels again?

Poidnh!

Were you wearing those 6" high heels again?

Security guard at office today:love:?

Were you wearing those 6" high heels again?

They are platforms!!

Security guard at office today:love:?

Gross. We have two now (not the smelly one nor the one who hit on me), today it's the 70ish w/ a hearing problem & the Swede.

They are platforms!!


Gross. We have two now (not the smelly one nor the one who hit on me), today it's the 70ish w/ a hearing problem & the Swede.

threesome!

threesome!

am I looking a little less Pervy to you now?

Gross. We have two now (not the smelly one nor the one who hit on me), today it's the 70ish w/ a hearing problem & the Swede.

And I thought you were recently complaining about not having an active social life.:p

am I looking a little less Pervy to you now?

You have no idea.

They are platforms!!


Gross. We have two now (not the smelly one nor the one who hit on me), today it's the 70ish w/ a hearing problem & the Swede.


http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111104173209/muppet/images/4/41/Swedish-chef.jpg

the Swede.















http://brusimm.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Christopher-Heyerdahl-in-Hell-on-Wheels-2.jpg

It really not up to us to judge other peoples hobbies.

http://brusimm.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Christopher-Heyerdahl-in-Hell-on-Wheels-2.jpg


http://www.smiteahippie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg

Did you use your life alert?

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n147/chrisa62401/jacki-fallenandcantgetup.jpg

Did you use your life alert?

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n147/chrisa62401/jacki-fallenandcantgetup.jpg
Do the Amish use those?

^ Wow,all that intrigue/fast times has taken it's toll on MP,s appearance.

Getting off topic here...back to my ankle!

Can somebody give me the cliff notes of this thread?

Thanks!

El Coucho

Did you call the security line for help? We have very normal looking security folk where I work, and the women do NOT mind being helped by them. I have heard plenty of stories like, "Oh, I don't care that I am wearing a skirt, I need to elevate my ankle while you are staring at me."

Can somebody give me the cliff notes of this thread?

Thanks!

El Coucho

Mango put her feet in the air and she now thinks I'm not quite the perv she used to.

Looks like you need some first aid.

http://www.choconet1.com/images/P/Choc-Aid-375.jpg

Can somebody give me the cliff notes of this thread?

Thanks!

El Coucho

Mango fell off of her hooker boots.

Did you call the security line for help? We have very normal looking security folk where I work, and the women do NOT mind being helped by them. I have heard plenty of stories like, "Oh, I don't care that I am wearing a skirt, I need to elevate my ankle while you are staring at me."

If they bent down to help me, they wouldn't be able to get back up.


Mango put her feet in the air and she now thinks I'm not quite the perv she used to.

Perv


Looks like you need some first aid.

http://www.choconet1.com/images/P/Choc-Aid-375.jpg

Yes please, you have my address. :)


Mango fell off of her hooker boots.

Platforms, I said!

Platforms, I said!

Lenny Kravitz!? (http://www.theose.com/2010/09/lenny-kravitz-platform-boots-man-purse.html)

If they bent down to help me, they wouldn't be able to get back up.
I am trying to figure out what this means relative to my comment preceding it...they wouldn't be able to get back up because you would provide them with a lot to see? So confused.

I am trying to figure out what this means relative to my comment preceding it...they wouldn't be able to get back up because you would provide them with a lot to see? So confused.

Chronic falling down in the lot which just happens to be patrolled by the "hunks" in uniform(security guards).

Would it not be more elegant to just drop a linen hanky to catch their eye?

So what kind of an Amish prison is this where they have a parking lot? Or is that some euphemism for the hitching post?

So what kind of an Amish prison is this where they have a parking lot? Or is that some euphemism for the hitching post?

http://publishing.cdlib.org/ucpressebooks/data/13030/pn/ft4779n9pn/figures/ft4779n9pn_00085.jpg

Parking lot of course.

Yeah, I guess you could fall and hurt yourself there.

Yeah, I guess you could fall and hurt yourself there.

No telling what you might trip over. ;)

No telling what you might trip over. ;)

Or land in or on for that matter.

Q: What is brown and sounds like a bell?

Luckily, she had the knee pads on already.

Or land in or on for that matter.

Q: What is brown and sounds like a bell?

DUNG!


*what do I win?

I don't get it.
Mango starts this thread for our reaction,does not maintain it,or leave any follow up posts.

Luckily, she had the knee pads on already.

Is this another head nurse parody?

DUNG!


*what do I win?

You just named your prize.

I'm curious as to where MP works.

Is it where they make the Amish Fireplaces that are SO Miraculous?


http://media.treehugger.com/assets/images/2011/10/amish-heater.jpg

Please tell me your goldfish is at least ok.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xfxmmOzXySs/SjnfJdqlWQI/AAAAAAAAAyw/p3azlH-f_ec/s400/goldfish+heel.jpg

I'm curious as to where MP works.

Is it where they make the Amish Fireplaces that are SO Miraculous?


http://media.treehugger.com/assets/images/2011/10/amish-heater.jpg

An automated assemply line,conveyor robotics,child labor build them in China.

Those are "stunt Amish" used to add zing to their product.Ever notice they're just polishing stuff in the film.

So did MP succumb to her injuries?

So did MP succumb to her injuries?

I think the security guard broke her fall:)

I think the security guard broke her fall:)

So she died from asphixyation then.

It's not like her to be too quiet, is she away on her honeymoon with the security guard?

It's not like her to be too quiet, is she away on her honeymoon with the security guard?

Nah, just still trying to find a way to crawl off of him.

Nah, just still trying to find a way to crawl off of him.

Which one, the old guy or The Swede?

Well you see, she sort of surfed the waves across the swede, but then she got stuck in the wrinkles of the old guy and is still trying to extricate herself.

she said they were platforms dummy...now does anyone know mangos hair,weight and eye color???