Foo - I have to PEE!

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Couch
09-20-12, 01:09 PM
But, I don't feel like getting up and walking to the jungle.

Suggestions?

Couch

jsharr
09-20-12, 01:10 PM
work from the shower in the future.
jsharr
09-20-12, 01:10 PM
pee in bob's coffee cup.

jsharr
09-20-12, 01:11 PM
get a house plant in your office
jsharr
09-20-12, 01:11 PM
trash can. janitorial staff can deal with it.
StupidlyBrave
09-20-12, 01:13 PM
Go pour your bottle of gatorade into the toilet and use the empty bottle.
Couch
09-20-12, 01:15 PM
I don't know how much longer I can hold it!

Couch
bigbenaugust
09-20-12, 01:22 PM
Get some diapers?
MangoPumpkin
09-20-12, 01:29 PM
I don't know how much longer I can hold it!

Couch

Pee your pants.
Couch
09-20-12, 01:30 PM
Pee your pants.

Hello Nurse!

Couch
StupidlyBrave
09-20-12, 01:36 PM
Hello Nurse!

Couch

let me tell you from experience. A nurse who demands that you pee is the very last thing you want to see.
jsharr
09-20-12, 01:36 PM
Pee your pants.


His lack of pants precludes your solution from this list of alternatives.
jsharr
09-20-12, 01:37 PM
Put on your pants. If you do not have pants, steal Bob's pants. Pee your pants or Bob's as the case may be.

fify
overthehillmedi
09-20-12, 06:01 PM
A sadistic person would just use a Mountain Dew bottle, recap it and throw it in the ditch. :)
20grit
09-20-12, 06:14 PM
I have two peas too.
http://laughterpod.com/resources/2peas.jpg
spry
09-20-12, 06:41 PM
depends dude
RubenX
09-20-12, 07:38 PM
If you hold it long enough you will eventually be able to release the stream at so much pressure that you could reach the toilet from a distance. But you have to close your eyes, don't trust your eyes, use the force couch! listen to the force!
gitarzan
09-21-12, 07:27 PM
Couch, do what I do. Pee just a little in your pants. Let it dry, pee just a little again, let it dry, ad infinitum. If you start early, before you really go to go, you can do this all day.