Foo - Have you walked into your inlaws nekkid?

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RubenX
09-21-12, 06:16 PM
Lets say it was early Sunday morning and you didn't knew they were visiting...

have you?

spry
09-21-12, 06:18 PM
This is not another "threesome"thread dude?
RubenX
09-21-12, 06:20 PM
This is not another "threesome"thread dude?

No treason here....

trackhub
09-21-12, 06:37 PM
What if the in-laws want to join in the fun?
RubenX
09-21-12, 06:39 PM
Now I'll never be able to steer the thread back on track :\
ahsposo
09-21-12, 07:06 PM
What if the in-laws want to join in the fun?

Think this through.

RubenX and red-mofo-neck in-laws and fun.

Somebody is gonna get hurt 5 to 3.
gitarzan
09-21-12, 07:20 PM
Lets say it was early Sunday morning and you didn't knew they were visiting...

have you?

No, but I once walked in on my Dad while he was pounding his pud. I was about 16. I was proud of him.
ahsposo
09-21-12, 07:24 PM
No, but I once walked in on my Dad while he was pounding his pud. I was about 16. I was proud of him.

Because?

He was using a sledgehammer?
gitarzan
09-21-12, 07:31 PM
Yes. You knew my Dad?
ahsposo
09-21-12, 07:32 PM
Only by hear say.
ahsposo
09-21-12, 07:33 PM
Did he do an act with a toilet seat some time in his early career?
gitarzan
09-21-12, 07:34 PM
Yes! We were called the Aristocrats. You heard of us?
ahsposo
09-21-12, 07:35 PM
Fist o' Cats?
gitarzan
09-21-12, 07:41 PM
You have to butter your fist first.
spinnaker
09-21-12, 07:50 PM
Jeff Foxworthy says

Naked is having no clothes on. Nekkid is having no clothes on an you up to something. :)
vesteroid
09-21-12, 07:59 PM
True story.

wife ended up pregnant...still can't figure out how that happened. Long story short it was one of those don't touch me I a pregnant 9 months.

son is born, and 6 week check up comes along. Doc says she can go...if you know what I mean. I am as horny as a billy goat with three peckers.

Big night, we are in the bedroom, she is in bed, I am in the adjoining bathroom running hot water over the massage oil ( was doing my part to be romantic). All of a sudden I hear my wife screaming over top of the running water....mom...get out....mom, get out.

i turn around, in all my naked glory, to see her mom standing in the bedroom holding a cordless phone (remember those) trying to tell me the phone is for me!

my son is now 15.... Still remeber that night...all those months with no kitty and had to wait till her mom left...damn in laws
CbadRider
09-21-12, 08:02 PM
Lets say it was early Sunday morning and you didn't knew they were visiting...

have you?

You walked in on them getting busy in your house and you didn't know they were visiting? Do they regularly use your house for "quickies"?

And yay for MIL & FIL for still having a spark together.
spock
09-21-12, 08:28 PM
My roommate said, "I need to shave and use the shower. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?"...
It's like some weird quiz where he answers the question, first.