Couch
09-27-12, 12:25 PM
...would you gladly suck the venom out for me?
Couch
Couch
Foo - If a rattlesnake bit my buttocks...
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ModoVincere
09-27-12, 12:33 PM
No...I'd take you to the hospiital.
*they don't reccommend trying to suck the venom out...by the time you know you've been bit (far less than a second), that venom is already coursing through your veins. You need to get anti-venom ASAP*
*they don't reccommend trying to suck the venom out...by the time you know you've been bit (far less than a second), that venom is already coursing through your veins. You need to get anti-venom ASAP*
bigbenaugust
09-27-12, 12:36 PM
I'd let jsharr do it.
GP
09-27-12, 12:38 PM
If a rattlesnake bit my buttocks...Couch
you die.
you die.
Couch
09-27-12, 12:42 PM
you die.
But...but...I thought you loved Couchie.
Couch
But...but...I thought you loved Couchie.
Couch
jsharr
09-27-12, 12:49 PM
Couch: so jsharr, what did the doc say?
jsharr: He said you're gonna die.
jsharr: He said you're gonna die.
Couch
09-27-12, 12:56 PM
EPG would suck the venom out of my buttocks. He has empathy and all the doo-dads associated.
Couch
Couch
himespau
09-27-12, 12:57 PM
I'll pee on you if you get stung by a jelly fish though.
chris.....
09-27-12, 01:00 PM
What about the poor rattlesnake
Couch
09-27-12, 01:03 PM
What about the poor rattlesnake
Shut your pie hole.
Couch
Shut your pie hole.
Couch
ModoVincere
09-27-12, 01:03 PM
What about the poor rattlesnake
If it's dumb enough to bit couch, well.....
If it's dumb enough to bit couch, well.....
bigbenaugust
09-27-12, 01:04 PM
I believe cocar is a vet and would care for the rattler.
Couch
09-27-12, 01:05 PM
If it's dumb enough to bit couch, well.....
RWA
Couch
RWA
Couch
ModoVincere
09-27-12, 01:06 PM
RWA
Couch
I don't have a clue what you said.
I was expecting a RWNJ comment.
Couch
I don't have a clue what you said.
I was expecting a RWNJ comment.
Couch
09-27-12, 01:08 PM
I don't have a clue what you said.
I was expecting a RWNJ comment.
You really haven't been paying attention to EPG at all.
You are wise.
Couch
I was expecting a RWNJ comment.
You really haven't been paying attention to EPG at all.
You are wise.
Couch
Notso_fastLane
09-27-12, 01:10 PM
I think what would happen is that, after about 4 days of agonizing pain and suffering.....
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himespau
09-27-12, 01:12 PM
I think what would happen is that, after about 4 days of agonizing pain and suffering.....
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....the rattlesnake would die.
At the very least its teeth would fall out and it'd get a nasty infection.
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....the rattlesnake would die.
At the very least its teeth would fall out and it'd get a nasty infection.
jsharr
09-27-12, 01:30 PM
Meanwhile over at rattlesnakeforums.com there is a pissed off, spitting snake asking if his reptilian brothers are coming to his aid. They are all telling him he is going to die in various and sundry ways.
GP
09-27-12, 02:10 PM
But...but...I thought you loved Couchie.
CouchI'll do it on one condition - you have to wear blue and gold on October 28 this year.
CouchI'll do it on one condition - you have to wear blue and gold on October 28 this year.
MangoPumpkin
09-27-12, 02:16 PM
You probably have zits on your behind....uhhh gross.
chris.....
09-27-12, 02:21 PM
Mango would be your best bet, she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
jsharr
09-27-12, 02:23 PM
Mango would be your best bet, she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
I choose to believe that this is a false statement and will continue to do so until I see proof otherwise.
I choose to believe that this is a false statement and will continue to do so until I see proof otherwise.
MangoPumpkin
09-27-12, 02:30 PM
Mango would be your best bet, she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
I hate your ugly rotten guts
I choose to believe that this is a false statement and will continue to do so until I see proof otherwise.
NEVER!
I hate your ugly rotten guts
I choose to believe that this is a false statement and will continue to do so until I see proof otherwise.
NEVER!
Couch
09-27-12, 03:12 PM
You probably have zits on your behind....uhhh gross.
My ass is awesome. Nearly perfect.
Couch
My ass is awesome. Nearly perfect.
Couch
chris.....
09-27-12, 03:16 PM
My ass is awesome. Nearly perfect.
Couch
Probably clean shaven too
Couch
Probably clean shaven too
jsharr
09-27-12, 03:19 PM
Probably clean shaven too
Fire is an excellent dipillatory.
Fire is an excellent dipillatory.
chris.....
09-27-12, 03:27 PM
Fire is an excellent dipillatory.
From lighting all of those farts
From lighting all of those farts
Artkansas
09-27-12, 03:44 PM
No...I'd take you to the hospiital.
Fly him there in an airplane. They are safer than hospitals.
But what were you doing to get bit so unceremoniously. Were you shaking the bush like George Kennedy in Cool Hand Luke?
Fly him there in an airplane. They are safer than hospitals.
But what were you doing to get bit so unceremoniously. Were you shaking the bush like George Kennedy in Cool Hand Luke?
colorider
09-27-12, 04:01 PM
Rattlesnakes, Inge......I'm sensing a pattern here.
spry
09-27-12, 04:08 PM
I hate your ugly rotten guts
NEVER!
Why do you hate golf?
NEVER!
Why do you hate golf?
gnome
09-27-12, 04:11 PM
Rattlesnakes, Inge......I'm sensing a pattern here.
true. add Ming into it as well. you've got to feel sorry for the animals though.
true. add Ming into it as well. you've got to feel sorry for the animals though.
spry
09-27-12, 04:17 PM
Mango would be your best bet, she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
With that talent Mango would be a "10" in the singles circut of Lancaster county.
With that talent Mango would be a "10" in the singles circut of Lancaster county.
Couch
09-27-12, 04:33 PM
You guys have talked about my butt for nearly four hours. Awesome.
Couch
Couch
spry
09-27-12, 04:40 PM
You guys have talked about my butt for nearly four hours. Awesome.
Couch
I think Mango took a bit of your limelight away,but insightful thread on your part.
Couch
I think Mango took a bit of your limelight away,but insightful thread on your part.
Couch
09-27-12, 04:43 PM
I think Mango took a bit of your limelight away,but insightful thread on your part.
Why, did she show her butt?
Couch
Why, did she show her butt?
Couch
spry
09-27-12, 04:45 PM
Why, did she show her butt?
Couch
You might say she showed her cards at the poker game.
Couch
You might say she showed her cards at the poker game.
spry
09-27-12, 04:47 PM
You're good Couch but Mango has some excellent material to read here.
himespau
09-28-12, 04:49 AM
Mango would be your best bet, she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
See I always heard it was that she could suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch? Maybe she can do both?
See I always heard it was that she could suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch? Maybe she can do both?
MangoPumpkin
09-28-12, 06:45 AM
See I always heard it was that she could suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch? Maybe she can do both?
Soooooooooooo hysterical.
Soooooooooooo hysterical.
Artkansas
09-28-12, 06:49 AM
My ex and I used to have a Shop Vac we called "Darlin".
It could probably take care of Couch's snakebite.
It could probably take care of Couch's snakebite.