Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - Track stands

Is it me, or are they easier to do without holding the handlebars?

If I'm not the only one, then why?

I'll cut to the chase, your penor is gigantic.

It is, I know, but that's not my point.

I'll cut to the chase, your penor is gigantic.

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Another topic that has been beat to death by amateurs and been explained scientifically by academics.

Kilo TT

Can you give me some links?

And, ya, I'm an amateur. So what...

Having a gigantic dong effectively lowers your center of gravity, making it easier to balance. Mine is only medium sized, so I usually have to hold onto the bars.

Is this a thing?

Is this a thing?

Its a thing ha

This thread should be stickied.

Having a gigantic dong effectively lowers your center of gravity, making it easier to balance. Mine is only medium sized, so I usually have to hold onto the bars.

Is this a thing?

Center of gravity? Irrelevant when you're sporting a built-in kickstand.

I track stand sitting in the saddle without my hands on the bars. I use my enormous dong to adjust the bars back and forth. The hands are used to point out my enormous dong. "Hey ladies, look at my large member. Does it not look gratifying?"

I had a wild boar burger for dinner. Meh. Overcooked.

I'm so jealous of you guys. I had a ton of disgusting Chinese food and delicious ice cream for dinner. Hopefully it will go straight to my dong and improve my trackstand skillz.

I just hold the donglebars...

Hey, this is a family-friendly forum. No talk of holding your donglebar.

This thread is getting racy, and can only lead to bad things. I can't wait.

This thread should be stickied.

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This thread summarizes nearly all of bikeforums SSFG culture.

Hey, this is a family-friendly forum. No talk of holding your donglebar.

This thread is getting racy, and can only lead to bad things. I can't wait.

whats wrong with an donglebar?

This thread is getting racy, and Phil Schwartz would approve. Can only lead to bad things. I can't wait ha

Fixed. Ha.




Sorry, drunk. Spidermane is on! **** yea FX.

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Bahahahha, censorship fail!

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Not sure for the reason for all these responses. Asking legit question.


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Ya, I have poor balance.

it's a very uninteresting thing to most of us. some people have great balance and some people have better balance when their heads are above their feet.

not really a lot going on behind that. your balance is different. that's fine. if you want us to tell you you're weird, well, i think you are. most people like to be able to control the front wheel, hence arms on bars.

I find track standing is easiest when you have something to lean against.....like my gigantic dong

I barely ever trackstand anymore, honestly. If no one's watching, it's like "Why bother?"

Also I usually just modulate my speed to coincide with traffic light rhythms and never stop cuz totally pro.

Traffic lights, on a track? OP is talking about track stands. TRACK stands.

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Also I usually just modulate my speed to coincide with traffic light rhythms and never stop cuz don't want to.

Fixed ha

i no can do tarckstanz.

#cantstopdontwantto

Phil Schwartz does an dong stand thing ha?

Phil Schwartz does an dong stand thing ha?

Full of win.

Indeed. A lesser member of BF would have no idea what the hell he's talking about.

But we can recognize this eloquent summary and the epic origins of each word.