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Couch
10-02-12, 08:07 AM
The coffee maker broke. This isn't good. THIS ISN'T GOOD AT ALL!

I need a hug.

Couch

ModoVincere
10-02-12, 08:09 AM
broke?
No Coffee?
NFW! I'd kill someone....
Go home...get back under the covers.....don't come out till they tell you it's fixed. You can tell your boss I said to do that.
Artkansas
10-02-12, 08:10 AM
On a morning like you are having, anyone who gives you a hug will probably also give you a cold. So better avoid the hug. Go pet Inge.

jsharr
10-02-12, 08:11 AM
276073
Indy_Rider
10-02-12, 08:15 AM
That's the good thing about where I work, no shortage of coffee makers.

Now the coffee isn't anything to brag about, but it's free and unlimited.
Doohickie
10-02-12, 08:17 AM
HTFU and go to Starbucks. Or the local equivalent. Be a man. But not one of the ones jsharr posted.
MangoPumpkin
10-02-12, 08:26 AM
The coffee maker broke. This isn't good. THIS ISN'T GOOD AT ALL!

I need a hug.

Couch

Say it ain't so!
Yo Spiff
10-02-12, 08:26 AM
Plenty of coffee here. Or copier toner. Not really sure, office coffee and toner both taste the same. Time for another cup.
Couch
10-02-12, 08:29 AM
HTFU and go to Starbucks.

Never.

Couch
Couch
10-02-12, 08:30 AM
Say it ain't so!

It's so. I need a hug.

I'm sensitive and stuff.

Couch
MangoPumpkin
10-02-12, 08:37 AM
It's so. I need a hug.

I'm sensitive and stuff.

Couch

You should probably use Dove soap.
ModoVincere
10-02-12, 08:44 AM
You should probably use Dove soap.

or KY
jdon
10-02-12, 08:45 AM
...as I sip on my coffee reading the misfortunes of others..
MangoPumpkin
10-02-12, 08:49 AM
...as I sip on my coffee reading the misfortunes of others..

Yep on my second cup now...mmmm delicious.
Couch
10-02-12, 08:56 AM
You should probably use Dove soap.

Irish Spring.

Couch
jsharr
10-02-12, 08:56 AM
Just texted Couch a picture of my travel mug full of Starbucks Blonde
Couch
10-02-12, 08:58 AM
Just texted Couch a picture of my travel mug full of Starbucks Blonde

:(

Couch
GP
10-02-12, 09:09 AM
Here you go.
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8031/8047357629_980c6380d5.jpg
GP
10-02-12, 09:10 AM
Oops, wrong picture.

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8314/8047359229_bccf862cff.jpg
himespau
10-02-12, 09:19 AM
Coffee is for the weak. The strong greet each morning with a barbaric yawp and go off in hunt of something to inflict their will upon. Thus it has always been and thus it shall remain.
jsharr
10-02-12, 09:36 AM
Coffee is for the weak. The strong greet each morning with a barbaric yawp and go off in hunt of something to inflict their will upon. Thus it has always been and thus it shall remain.

I think I could turn and live with animals, they're so placid and self contain'd,I stand and look at them long and long.
They do not sweat and whine about their condition,They do not lie awake in the dark and weep for their sins,They do not make me sick discussing their duty to God,Not one is dissatisfied, not one is demented with the mania of owning things,Not one kneels to another, nor to his kind that lived thousands of years ago,Not one is respectable or unhappy over the earth.
ModoVincere
10-02-12, 09:56 AM
I think I could turn and live with animals, they're so placid and self contain'd,I stand and look at them long and long.
They do not sweat and whine about their condition,They do not lie awake in the dark and weep for their sins,They do not make me sick discussing their duty to God,Not one is dissatisfied, not one is demented with the mania of owning things,Not one kneels to another, nor to his kind that lived thousands of years ago,Not one is respectable or unhappy over the earth.

That's true....and what's also true is many of those animals are quite tastey.
Indy_Rider
10-02-12, 10:00 AM
I so know need Couch's phone number around now.

;)
jsharr
10-02-12, 11:34 AM
I so know need Couch's phone number around now.

;)

DO you have it yet?
Couch
10-02-12, 11:37 AM
I stopped at Macy's to see if they had a cheap coffee maker. I think I pulled my calf muscle in the process. I could barely walk back to the office.

****!

Couch
no motor?
10-02-12, 11:38 AM
The coffee maker broke. This isn't good. THIS ISN'T GOOD AT ALL!

I need a hug.

Couch
You don't need a hug, you need coffee.
Couch
10-02-12, 12:07 PM
You don't need a hug, you need coffee.

Amen to that brother.

I found an old coffee maker in one of the closets here at work. I've cleaned it up and it is brewing now.

Yay!

Couch
bigbenaugust
10-02-12, 12:07 PM
Drinking the real office coffee right now.
MillCreek
10-02-12, 01:55 PM
Be a man. But not one of the ones jsharr posted.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
chewybrian
10-02-12, 02:08 PM
I stopped at Macy's to see if they had a cheap coffee maker....Couch

You're looking from the wrong angle. This is a great excuse to upgrade to a better coffeemaker. If you crushed your bike frame, you wouldn't run to Wal-Mart for a Roadmaster, would you? Get a Dura Ace titanium bean grinder, a Colnago carbon coffee maker and a Brooks leather mug.
himespau
10-02-12, 02:15 PM
I'd have to imagine that you could get yourself a french press for not too much money, right? Not much to break there. Then all you need to do is find a way to boil water (you got a microwave?) and then you won't find yourself in this situation again. That is assuming you're still a weakling who needs coffee to make it through your sad excuse of a day.
jsharr
10-02-12, 02:29 PM
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

yes there is!
gnome
10-02-12, 03:21 PM
that sounds like a calamity to me. said as I have my second cup of nice fresh coffee for the day.
spry
10-02-12, 08:23 PM
I stopped at Macy's to see if they had a cheap coffee maker. I think I pulled my calf muscle in the process. I could barely walk back to the office.

****!

Couch

See if that Massage parlor around the corner can fix that leg cramp on your coffee break.
*$25 extra for the around-the-world special.