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01-25-05, 08:16 AM
Old but good.
FRANK, THE BEAR HUNTER:
FRANK WAS EXCITED ABOUT HIS NEW RIFLE AND DECIDED TO TRY BEAR HUNTING.
HE SPOTTED A SMALL BROWN BEAR AND SHOT IT. RIGHT AFTER, THERE WAS A TAP ON HIS SHOULDER AND HE TURNED AROUND TO SEE A BIG BLACK BEAR. THE BLACK BEAR SAID,
“THAT WAS MY COUSIN AND YOU’VE GOT TWO CHOICES. EITHER I MAUL YOU TO DEATH OR WE HAVE SEX.”
AFTER BRIEF CONSIDERATION FRANK DECIDED FOR THE LATTER ALTERNATIVE. EVEN THOUGH HE FELT SORE FOR TWO WEEKS, FRANK SOON RECOVERED AND VOWED REVENGE.
HE HEADED OUT ON ANOTHER TRIP WHERE HE FOUND THE BLACK BEAR AND SHOT IT.
RIGHT AFTER THE SHOT, THERE WAS ANOTHER TAP ON HIS SHOULDER. HE TURNED AROUND TO COME FACE TO FACE WITH A HUGE GRIZZLY BEAR. THE GRIZZLY SAID,
“THAT WAS A BIG MISTAKE, FRANK. THAT WAS MY COUSIN AND YOU’VE GOT TWO CHOICES. EITHER I MAUL YOU TO DEATH OR WE HAVE ROUGH SEX.”
AGAIN, FRANK THOUGHT IT WAS BETTER TO COOPERATE.
ALTHOUGH HE SURVIVED, IT TOOK SEVERAL MONTHS BEFORE FRANK FINALLY RECOVERED. OUTRAGED, HE HEADED BACK TO THE WOODS, TRACKED DOWN THE GRIZZLY, AND SHOT IT. HE FELT SWEET REVENGE, BUT THEN THERE WAS A TAP ON HIS SHOULDER.
HE TURNED AROUND TO FIND A GIANT POLAR BEAR STANDING THERE.
THE POLAR BEAR LOOKED AT HIM VERY SADLY AND SAID,
“ADMIT IT FRANK, YOU DON’T REALLY COME HERE FOR THE HUNTING, DO YOU?”
FRANK, THE BEAR HUNTER:
FRANK WAS EXCITED ABOUT HIS NEW RIFLE AND DECIDED TO TRY BEAR HUNTING.
HE SPOTTED A SMALL BROWN BEAR AND SHOT IT. RIGHT AFTER, THERE WAS A TAP ON HIS SHOULDER AND HE TURNED AROUND TO SEE A BIG BLACK BEAR. THE BLACK BEAR SAID,
“THAT WAS MY COUSIN AND YOU’VE GOT TWO CHOICES. EITHER I MAUL YOU TO DEATH OR WE HAVE SEX.”
AFTER BRIEF CONSIDERATION FRANK DECIDED FOR THE LATTER ALTERNATIVE. EVEN THOUGH HE FELT SORE FOR TWO WEEKS, FRANK SOON RECOVERED AND VOWED REVENGE.
HE HEADED OUT ON ANOTHER TRIP WHERE HE FOUND THE BLACK BEAR AND SHOT IT.
RIGHT AFTER THE SHOT, THERE WAS ANOTHER TAP ON HIS SHOULDER. HE TURNED AROUND TO COME FACE TO FACE WITH A HUGE GRIZZLY BEAR. THE GRIZZLY SAID,
“THAT WAS A BIG MISTAKE, FRANK. THAT WAS MY COUSIN AND YOU’VE GOT TWO CHOICES. EITHER I MAUL YOU TO DEATH OR WE HAVE ROUGH SEX.”
AGAIN, FRANK THOUGHT IT WAS BETTER TO COOPERATE.
ALTHOUGH HE SURVIVED, IT TOOK SEVERAL MONTHS BEFORE FRANK FINALLY RECOVERED. OUTRAGED, HE HEADED BACK TO THE WOODS, TRACKED DOWN THE GRIZZLY, AND SHOT IT. HE FELT SWEET REVENGE, BUT THEN THERE WAS A TAP ON HIS SHOULDER.
HE TURNED AROUND TO FIND A GIANT POLAR BEAR STANDING THERE.
THE POLAR BEAR LOOKED AT HIM VERY SADLY AND SAID,
“ADMIT IT FRANK, YOU DON’T REALLY COME HERE FOR THE HUNTING, DO YOU?”