My (Spouse-SO-Parent-Pal)knew I was Crazy when (He-She)found Me ________My Bike

[Galico]

Could be interesting

[Hopper]

... having sex with my bike, I mean stroking, I mean bathing together, oh crap, um riding it hard I give up.

[Stacey]

Riding your bike hard? Don't you get poked in the chin? :D