Foo - Make It Stop!

Bikeforums.net is a forum about nothing but bikes. Our community can help you find information about hard-to-find and localized information like bicycle tours, specialties like where in your area to have your recumbent bike serviced, or what are the best bicycle tires and seats for the activities you use your bike for.
Pamestique
10-23-12, 10:28 AM
OK the Del Taco thread can stop anytime but this time I want to complain about my office... I start my morning eating a fresh healthy meal of yoqurt and a 1/2 of apple. For lunch I will have a salad and the other half of apple... someone right now is cooking up bacon and eggs in the lunch room... BACON for gosh shakes - the Devil's food... My mouth literally won't stop watering! Why does bacon smell so good???? How will I be satisfied with my lame little salad for lunch?
Life is a mystery!
I live across the street from this place - http://angelosburger.com/ and they cook pounds of bacon every morning at 6. The smell fills the whole neighborhood.
BenzFanatic
10-23-12, 10:35 AM
That is like torture.
grueling
10-23-12, 10:36 AM
remember - you either like bacon or you're wrong
windhchaser
10-23-12, 10:41 AM
how about a blt sandwish fresh maters with crisp bacon and just the right amount of mayo
MangoPumpkin
10-23-12, 10:48 AM
I had thick cut applewood smoked bacon in my chicken pasta for lunch :) It was yummy.
eja_ bottecchia
10-23-12, 10:50 AM
How rude of them! :D
Pamestique
10-23-12, 11:07 AM
It's been almost two hours and yet the bacon smell still lingers... my stomach is growling and I have 2 hours until lunch - OUCH!
If you don't like bacon the terrorists win.
bigbenaugust
10-23-12, 11:28 AM
Bacon or terrorism. Your choice.
Pack your nostrils with Vicks Vap-O-Rub till lunch.
remember - you either like bacon or you're wrong
I like bacon. I don't eat it. I'm trying not to be dead.
mikeybikes
10-23-12, 11:31 AM
The only solution is more bacon.
BenzFanatic
10-23-12, 12:10 PM
I heard the lyrics to the famous beatles song was originally, "all you need is bacon"
Doohickie
10-23-12, 12:40 PM
I'm dieting right now so I know I can't eat a lot of foods. I've taken an almost perverse pleasure in the scent of foods though. People can try to tease me by waving it in front of my face. I just take a whiff and smile. "Hmmmmm, I be that's good." "Ya want some?" "No, that's okay."
MillCreek
10-23-12, 01:22 PM
I like bacon. I don't eat it. I'm trying not to be dead.
FYI, we all die in the end. Only you can decide if the benefits of eating bacon are outweighed by the seven minutes of more life that you may have by not eating bacon. And really, you could be squashed by a bus on your way home tonight, so what will your bacon avoidance have done for you then?
Make a quick trip to Del Taco?
(Sorry, someone had to say it)
Pamestique
10-23-12, 02:20 PM
I'm dieting right now so I know I can't eat a lot of foods. I've taken an almost perverse pleasure in the scent of foods though. People can try to tease me by waving it in front of my face. I just take a whiff and smile. "Hmmmmm, I be that's good." "Ya want some?" "No, that's okay."
My guy is on Optifast 800 and can't eat anything. That means alot of his social life would be affected if he couldn't join me and our friends for lunch or dinner. He comes along and says "Hey smells have no calories!" I personally don't get it but its working for him. I just hate to eat in front of him though. Good thing its keeping me honest as well --- I will have a nice light salad instead of the western bacon cheeseburger...
Pamestique
10-23-12, 02:21 PM
Make a quick trip to Del Taco?
(Sorry, someone had to say it)
And thank you I did! Could not resist! Different DT this time with a bigger parking lot so I could go in!
FYI, we all die in the end. Only you can decide if the benefits of eating bacon are outweighed by the seven minutes of more life that you may have by not eating bacon. And really, you could be squashed by a bus on your way home tonight, so what will your bacon avoidance have done for you then?
His entrails on the street will not smell like bacon after trsidn is squashed?
FYI, we all die in the end. Only you can decide if the benefits of eating bacon are outweighed by the seven minutes of more life that you may have by not eating bacon. And really, you could be squashed by a bus on your way home tonight, so what will your bacon avoidance have done for you then?
Is this the official risk management assessment?
mmmm bacon. even the thought of freshly fried crispy bacon makes me drool. mmmmm
Almost everything is better with bacon.
Wordbiker
10-23-12, 05:32 PM
http://files.coloribus.com/files/adsarchive/part_1411/14119855/file/beer-bacon-small-29602.jpg
When I worked at Capital One, the snack machines had microwave popcorn available and there were ovens at the lunch area. Almost every afternoon a couple of people would have their popcorn and leave the entire floor drooling over it.
Sixty Fiver
10-23-12, 09:42 PM
I have been on a low carb diet for some time and one of the things it does not restrict is bacon.
I lost 12 pounds and have gained some back after a few months on the road where I was over indulging in many things, like rum and cokes... hit a point where I felt like crap and have gone back on the diet and am starting to feel more like myself.
I try to limit my carbs to 100 grams a day and eat a great of vegetables and meat... the Polish deli is right around the corner and they always have bacon roasting in addition to home made sausages.
If I drink I drink things neat and there is also no limit on Scotch... :D
Sixty Fiver
10-23-12, 09:43 PM
When I worked at Capital One, the snack machines had microwave popcorn available and there were ovens at the lunch area. Almost every afternoon a couple of people would have their popcorn and leave the entire floor drooling over it.
Microwave popcorn is vile... the smell can put me off eating.
A little home made popcorn (stovetop) with a little butter on the other hand... mmmmm !
Sixty Fiver
10-23-12, 09:56 PM
FYI, we all die in the end. Only you can decide if the benefits of eating bacon are outweighed by the seven minutes of more life that you may have by not eating bacon. And really, you could be squashed by a bus on your way home tonight, so what will your bacon avoidance have done for you then?
Only seven minutes ?
Would think that a diet that allows for bacon (fats) but eliminates all the processed foods, sugar, and additives would more than compensate for those seven minutes.
Thinking that diabetes was not nearly the same issue when bacon was served up daily as compared to this modern age where most people are slamming back sodas loaded with bad sugars and way too much refined flour.
Pamestique
10-24-12, 08:56 AM
OH GOOD GRIEF! - BACON AGAIN!!!! I smell it!
I need to find out who is torturing me and tell them to stop!!!!!! No punishment will be tough enough!
MangoPumpkin
10-24-12, 09:02 AM
I'm having bacon meatloaf for lunch....yummo
Doohickie
10-24-12, 09:51 AM
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/Doohickie/09NetJunk/34g7whz.gif
bigbenaugust
10-24-12, 10:38 AM
So anyways, the moral of the story is BACON.
Any questions?
Artkansas
10-24-12, 10:57 AM
Maybe you should move to Afghanistan. They don't have bacon there. The only pig is in the Kabul zoo.
Could there be a link between all the strife that plagues that nation for centuries and the lack of bacon. Enquiring minds want to know.
BenzFanatic
10-24-12, 12:27 PM
I decided to have a bacon and nutella sammich for a late lunch. So if i'm not back, you know why.
Sixty Fiver
10-24-12, 02:29 PM
Hmmm... I have Bacon and hazelenut spread here.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.1.12 Copyright © 2013 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.