RubenX
10-23-12, 05:52 PM
The latest RubenStory(TM) is approaching dramatic peak... too bad I can't comment on it... *yet*.
Foo - I wish I could tell you...
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bigbenaugust
10-23-12, 06:05 PM
Tease!
gnome
10-23-12, 06:12 PM
you're having a sex change? waiting until the op is successfull before revealing all, so to speak.
spry
10-23-12, 06:26 PM
The future Georgia goodolboy in-laws put a contract out on Rube because he's bailing out of the wedding.
"Come on Hyundai,don't fail me now!"
"Come on Hyundai,don't fail me now!"
no1mad
10-23-12, 06:52 PM
Does it involve a future court date that has already been set for one of your offspring?
CbadRider
10-23-12, 07:16 PM
Is the tomato plant finally producing?
RubenX
10-23-12, 10:58 PM
Is the tomato plant finally producing?
Oh dang! I forgot to water the thing... brb
Oh dang! I forgot to water the thing... brb
SonataInFSharp
10-24-12, 08:09 AM
You won the lottery and are trying to see who your true friends are before making an announcement?
jsharr
10-24-12, 08:42 AM
You can tell us or we can make it up, but either way, we are going to have a story here, just so you know.
I am gonna say that the ex wife ran off and joined the circus, married a midget sword swallower and fire breather named Diego Del Fuego and wants you and the kids to join the act. You will balance large pieces of machinery on rickety kitchen furniture for your act and will go by the name Kit Chinette the amazing mechanical magi.
The kids will perform with a herd of trained lizards and the act will be known as Let Go of my Gecko.
You, your current paramore, the ex wife and Diego will all shack up in a tiny circus trailer and tom foolery and hi jinx will ensue. There will be something about a greased elephant, a county constable and crepe suzettes in a Denny's parking lot.
I am gonna say that the ex wife ran off and joined the circus, married a midget sword swallower and fire breather named Diego Del Fuego and wants you and the kids to join the act. You will balance large pieces of machinery on rickety kitchen furniture for your act and will go by the name Kit Chinette the amazing mechanical magi.
The kids will perform with a herd of trained lizards and the act will be known as Let Go of my Gecko.
You, your current paramore, the ex wife and Diego will all shack up in a tiny circus trailer and tom foolery and hi jinx will ensue. There will be something about a greased elephant, a county constable and crepe suzettes in a Denny's parking lot.
Pamestique
10-24-12, 08:57 AM
Ruben... I really need to introduce you to my sister... she enjoys "drama" as much as you. I tend to avoid it and her as much as possible. Life is too short!
MangoPumpkin
10-24-12, 09:00 AM
He's really dead and posting from beyond.
bigbenaugust
10-24-12, 10:32 AM
It turns out that Ruben's "she" used to be a "he".
Notso_fastLane
10-24-12, 11:16 AM
I like jsharr's idea. That's going to be hard to top.
RubenX
10-24-12, 11:44 AM
You can tell us or we can make it up, but either way, we are going to have a story here, just so you know.
I am gonna say that the ex wife ran off and joined the circus, married a midget sword swallower and fire breather named Diego Del Fuego and wants you and the kids to join the act. You will balance large pieces of machinery on rickety kitchen furniture for your act and will go by the name Kit Chinette the amazing mechanical magi.
The kids will perform with a herd of trained lizards and the act will be known as Let Go of my Gecko.
You, your current paramore, the ex wife and Diego will all shack up in a tiny circus trailer and tom foolery and hi jinx will ensue. There will be something about a greased elephant, a county constable and crepe suzettes in a Denny's parking lot.
lol
I am gonna say that the ex wife ran off and joined the circus, married a midget sword swallower and fire breather named Diego Del Fuego and wants you and the kids to join the act. You will balance large pieces of machinery on rickety kitchen furniture for your act and will go by the name Kit Chinette the amazing mechanical magi.
The kids will perform with a herd of trained lizards and the act will be known as Let Go of my Gecko.
You, your current paramore, the ex wife and Diego will all shack up in a tiny circus trailer and tom foolery and hi jinx will ensue. There will be something about a greased elephant, a county constable and crepe suzettes in a Denny's parking lot.
lol
jsharr
10-24-12, 11:48 AM
lol
Sooooooo? Was I close on any of it?
Sooooooo? Was I close on any of it?
steve0257
10-24-12, 03:01 PM
Got a job at Prudhoe Bay on Alaska's north slope.
spry
10-24-12, 05:43 PM
Ruben... I really need to introduce you to my sister... she enjoys "drama" as much as you. I tend to avoid it and her as much as possible. Life is too short!
If your sister has a "womb for rent" the Rubester will set up shop.
If your sister has a "womb for rent" the Rubester will set up shop.
spry
10-24-12, 05:46 PM
lol
That greased elephant thing was too far out there,even for you Rube.
That greased elephant thing was too far out there,even for you Rube.
bigbenaugust
10-24-12, 05:50 PM
Rube will be moving back to el PR and only posting in Espaņol from now on.
spry
10-24-12, 06:09 PM
Rube will be moving back to el PR and only posting in Espaņol from now on.
His accent/language wont translate in PR either.
The deep south has given the Rube his own dialect.
His accent/language wont translate in PR either.
The deep south has given the Rube his own dialect.
bigbenaugust
10-25-12, 10:54 AM
His accent/language wont translate in PR either.
The deep south has given the Rube his own dialect.
Then he will finally realize his own dream of founding his own nation that speaks Southern Spanglish.
The deep south has given the Rube his own dialect.
Then he will finally realize his own dream of founding his own nation that speaks Southern Spanglish.
no motor?
10-25-12, 11:04 AM
I like jsharr's idea. That's going to be hard to top.
If anyone can it's going to be Rube. Or the National Enquirer - and isn't that printed in Florida?
If anyone can it's going to be Rube. Or the National Enquirer - and isn't that printed in Florida?
spry
10-25-12, 11:13 AM
Then he will finally realize his own dream of founding his own nation that speaks Southern Spanglish.
Strangely,even now most of the offspring in Winter Springs all bear a resemblence to the Rubenator.
Strangely,even now most of the offspring in Winter Springs all bear a resemblence to the Rubenator.
jsharr
10-25-12, 11:19 AM
Strangely,even now most of the offspring in Winter Springs all bare a resemblence to the Rubenator.
Bare or bear? One means they look like him naked the other just means they look like him.
Bare or bear? One means they look like him naked the other just means they look like him.
spry
10-25-12, 11:23 AM
Bare or bear? One means they look like him naked the other just means they look like him.
Better prarie duster?
Better prarie duster?
RubenX
10-25-12, 11:57 AM
I will, someday, publish the RubenStories(TM). And when that happens, spry & jsharr will be my editors in chief. :D It's gonna be a best seller I tell you.
mikeybikes
10-25-12, 12:22 PM
Free signed copies of your book to Foosters?
RubenX
10-25-12, 12:23 PM
Free signed copies of your book to Foosters?
Definitely... I couldn't have done it without foo :D
Definitely... I couldn't have done it without foo :D
jsharr
10-25-12, 12:30 PM
You will rethink the free books thing once you get my bill. Pay up, foo suckas!
himespau
10-25-12, 01:36 PM
I bet the "tomato" plant kept growing and growing until one day he climbed up it to see what was at the top. While he's not allowed to tell us who or what he found, let's just say that hurricane Sandy isn't going to be dropping rain when she hit's shore. It'll be Rubespawn for everyone. We better act quick before we're all overrun by little Rubens everywhere.
bigbenaugust
10-25-12, 01:41 PM
No no no, this is it: Ruben is going to Cuba so he can stage a coup d'etat against the Castro brothers.
Sixty Fiver
10-25-12, 01:50 PM
"You can tell us or we can make it up, but either way, we are going to have a story here, just so you know.
I am gonna say that the ex wife ran off and joined the circus, married a midget sword swallower and fire breather named Diego Del Fuego and wants you and the kids to join the act. You will balance large pieces of machinery on rickety kitchen furniture for your act and will go by the name Kit Chinette the amazing mechanical magi.
The kids will perform with a herd of trained lizards and the act will be known as Let Go of my Gecko.
You, your current paramore, the ex wife and Diego will all shack up in a tiny circus trailer and tom foolery and hi jinx will ensue. There will be something about a greased elephant, a county constable and crepe suzettes in a Denny's parking lot."
Beautiful.
I am gonna say that the ex wife ran off and joined the circus, married a midget sword swallower and fire breather named Diego Del Fuego and wants you and the kids to join the act. You will balance large pieces of machinery on rickety kitchen furniture for your act and will go by the name Kit Chinette the amazing mechanical magi.
The kids will perform with a herd of trained lizards and the act will be known as Let Go of my Gecko.
You, your current paramore, the ex wife and Diego will all shack up in a tiny circus trailer and tom foolery and hi jinx will ensue. There will be something about a greased elephant, a county constable and crepe suzettes in a Denny's parking lot."
Beautiful.
jsharr
10-25-12, 02:57 PM
Thanks Sixty. I gift that to you along with the bass and the bacon for your birthday. Enjoy.
spry
10-25-12, 07:05 PM
No no no, this is it: Ruben is going to Cuba so he can stage a coup d'etat against the Castro brothers.
All you have to do is hide their Depends.
All you have to do is hide their Depends.
spry
10-25-12, 07:07 PM
I bet the "tomato" plant kept growing and growing until one day he climbed up it to see what was at the top. While he's not allowed to tell us who or what he found, let's just say that hurricane Sandy isn't going to be dropping rain when she hit's shore. It'll be Rubespawn for everyone. We better act quick before we're all overrun by little Rubens everywhere.
You are confused with the old tale:
"Hector and the mango stalk"
You are confused with the old tale:
"Hector and the mango stalk"