Jokes & Humor - Out the Window of Air Force One

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randya
01-28-05, 12:21 PM
The President, the First Lady and Dick Cheney are flying on Air Force One.

George looks at Laura, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy".

Cheney says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $10.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his co-pilot, "Such big shots back there.....hell, I could throw all of them out the window and make 56 million people very happy."


FXjohn
01-28-05, 12:25 PM
The President, the First Lady and Dick Cheney are flying on Air Force One.

George looks at Laura, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy".

Cheney says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $10.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his co-pilot, "Such big shots back there.....hell, I could throw all of them out the window and make 56 million people very happy."

You'll be getting a call from the secret service by midnight, nice knowing you ;)

beatle bailey
02-08-05, 11:37 AM
The pilot could be charged with pollution.


hi565
02-08-05, 02:37 PM
The President, the First Lady and Dick Cheney are flying on Air Force One.

George looks at Laura, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy".

Cheney says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $10.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his co-pilot, "Such big shots back there.....hell, I could throw all of them out the window and make 56 million people very happy."

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: That was HILARIOUS

shreklookalike
02-08-05, 03:36 PM
I remember the same joke from when I was a kid and the characters were Richard Nixon, his wife Pat, & Henry Kissenger. I've heard it told about every President since then, and I wouldn't be surprised if it went back farther than that.