Foo - You SOOOOOO want to do this to Charlie Fart's minivan

Admit it couch, you would rather do this than that stupid window decal idea.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/Real_Life_Mystery_Machine_by_sharem.jpg

http://mishagos.com/minivanhelsing/minivan8.jpg

At least jsharr's pic is a Ford... All I drive!

And this isn't a mini-van! :p

http://media.caranddriver.com/images/12q2/450434/2013-ford-flex-limited-awd-ecoboost-test-review-car-and-driver-photo-455877-s-429x262.jpg

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n147/chrisa62401/image-1.jpg

All of these pictures are blocked at work. Are you guys trying to give Couchie a sad?

Couch

All of these pictures are blocked at work. Are you guys trying to give Couchie a sad?

Couch

They are pictures of you doing some weird things with farm animals.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n147/chrisa62401/image-1.jpg
That is a 2012 Flex Titanium. Mine is a 2013! ;)

That is a 2012 Flex Titanium. Mine is a 2013! ;)

Yours is still a piece of crap minivan.

Couch

Yours is still a piece of crap minivan.

Couch

I can fit a bunch of dirty poo diapers in it to drop off at your house while you are away!

I can fit a bunch of dirty poo diapers in it to drop off at your house while you are away!

But you won't.

Couch

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n147/chrisa62401/2011-Ford-Flex-Titanium-3-1.jpg

But you won't.

Couch

Wanna bet!?!?!

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n147/chrisa62401/2011-Ford-Flex-Titanium-3-1.jpg

That is actually pretty cool!

That is actually pretty cool!

I can't see the picture. With that said, if you like it, I'm nearly certain it's not cool at all.

Swoosh!

Couch

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/couchflex.jpg

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/couchflex.jpg

I may have to do that in 2016.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/couchflex.jpg

How did you get that picture of me driving? I don't remember driving through the United State of Texas.

That is a 2012 Flex Titanium. Mine is a 2013! ;)

That's an interesting looking vehicle (if it's built on a minivan chassis and replaced the aerostar minivan, what do you call it - I detest the work "crossover" when describing anything other than dribbling a basketball). How does it drive? What sort of mileage do you get?

Its actually based on a Volvo chassis.

I would call it a station wagon before I would refer to it as a mini-van. It doesn't have the tall roof line like a traditional mini-van.

The Flex is honestly a very comfortable drive. You sit low just like in a sedan. I get around 20 around town and 24-26 on the highway. I previously had the Lincoln MKT, which is the Lincoln version of the Flex. The Lincoln was a bit cushier, but I would take the Flex due to the styling.

It still reminds me of the old International trucks from the 60's-70's.
You would think the funeral home industry would be all over that design for transporting stiffs.

I miss the Aerostar in the OP. My grandfather had one of the first, it was two-tone blue. What a great little van.

I miss the Aerostar in the OP. My grandfather had one of the first, it was two-tone blue. What a great little van.

It would still be a great van if it was not for you meddling kids!

hey, hey, hey! After my dad's rigorous training at How To Act In A Car (TM), we did had no impact at all on that van. More like he also used it to move flooring around town when it wasn't full of relatives and it got a little tired after several years.

hey, hey, hey! After my dad's rigorous training at How To Act In A Car (TM), we did had no impact at all on that van. More like he also used it to move flooring around town when it wasn't full of relatives and it got a little tired after several years.

By flooring, do you mean the diaamonds that he stole from old man Carruthers?

By flooring, do you mean the diaamonds that he stole from old man Carruthers?

Nope, mostly carpet, but also linoleum/vinyl and some hardwood.

Nope, mostly carpet, but also linoleum/vinyl and some hardwood.

Dude, lighten up, have a few Scooby snacks