Foo - Somebody say something Funny!!!

I have had a real poopie (sp) day!!! :(

I just saved 15% on my auto-insurance by switching to Geico.

There is a guy sitting in his house reading the paper. He hears a knock at the door. He goes to answer and opens the door, there is no one there. He looks around and spies a snail sitting on his stoop. He picks it up and tosses it out into the yard. Two years later, he gets another knock at the door. He goes and opens it. The same snail is sitting on the stoop. The snail looks up at him and says "Hey, what the hell was that all about?"

My favorite joke.

Something funny

mukluck

<flying through the air> "I think I missed that switchback"

:lol:

Ummm.. Go to the Road Cycling file and read the thread about "My first Spin Class"

BTW...don't let the gals get to you, that's what they want.

Did you ever notice the people who are most adamantly against abortions are people so ugly you wouldn't want to touch them in the first place?

-"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...


...and you finish off as an orgasm."- That one kills me.

:roflmao: Also "the seven words you cant say on t.v." ****, Piss, ****, ****, **** Sucker, Mother ******, Tits. I had a friend teach me that and i will never forget it. :roflmao: did that help?

that second quote was by george carlin.

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Have a blast. :)

I have had a real poopie (sp) day!!! :(

I was riding home last night and as I was standing up to pull away from some lights, my chain skipped and threw me abruptly to the ground, banging up my right knee and elbow.

This morning as I was riding to work I was pulling up to a light and as I was standing on my pedals to dismount, you guessed it, my handle bar snapped and threw me to the ground. I landed on the same knee too.

I was riding home last night and as I was standing up to pull away from some lights, my chain skipped and threw me abruptly to the ground, banging up my right knee and elbow.

This morning as I was riding to work I was pulling up to a light and as I was standing on my pedals to dismount, you guessed it, my handle bar snapped and threw me to the ground. I landed on the same knee too.
You obviously planned the whole thing.

"Black holes are where God divided by zero"
-Steven Wright

"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
-Jim Carrey

Thanks guys!!!

The best part about ************ is the cuddling afterwards.

urination is key.

what did the astronaunt have for lunch?


launch meat.

The last man on earth walks into a bar. He gets his beer, stares down into it and says "Beer, I'd like another bartender."
/not funny.

Strategery

Mounting a biker doesn't make you a mountainbiker.

I have had a real poopie (sp) day!!! :(

Aww, fellows, she wants us to entertain her!

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=30147&highlight=fit

Go there, snowy, and let's see a big smile on your face!

Two atoms walk out of a bar. The first atom says, "Hold on a sec. I think I left some electrons in the bar."

The second atom says, "Are you sure?"

The first atom says, "Yeah. I'm positive."

Three guys are shipwrecked on a desert isle. They are the only ones on it except this annoying bird that lives in the one tree on the island. One guy asks, "Does anyone know what kind of bird that is?" One says he's pretty sure it's a Foo bird.

Well they hang out on this island a day or two when one morning one of the guys wakes up with an awful goo on his shoulder. He immediately wipes it off and then dies. The other two are puzzled and proceed to bury him. Just as they lower him into the ground, the Foo bird flies over and poops on one of them. He wipes it off and he too falls over dead. The third guy sees some correlation with the poop and the wiping, so when the Foo bird poops on him, he leaves it alone. Several days later, he is rescued. But he is covered with Foo Poop.

The moral of the story - If the Foo $hits, wear it.

There is a guy sitting in his house reading the paper. He hears a knock at the door. He goes to answer and opens the door, there is no one there. He looks around and spies a snail sitting on his stoop. He picks it up and tosses it out into the yard. Two years later, he gets another knock at the door. He goes and opens it. The same snail is sitting on the stoop. The snail looks up at him and says "Hey, what the hell was that all about?"

My favorite joke.
Chuckster,

Like, what is your job? Are you bored, or something?

:D

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This guy walks into a bar...






Ouch!

"MY @$$ IS ON FIRE!"...Mr.Bungle.

"Black holes are where God divided by zero"
-Steven Wright
I thought that I heard all of Steven Wright's stuff, but never heard this one before. Thanks for posting this one.

Yo mama.

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enjoy your meal!


OMFG, That's hilarious!!!!!