Foo - I'm waiting for pizza and BBQ Wings
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I only wanted the wings, but knowing the locals could intercept the delivery person so, I order more stuff hoping the wings survive entry.
On the "extra info" box I wrote "Single Father of 2" as research. Anytime now...
OK this needs to be understood. They sent me a 50+ gay dude who pointed out my zipper was down :\
Alfster
12-01-12, 12:40 PM
... and once again, I point out that you're not necessarily the best person to be giving Couch advice on how to keep his pants on.
OK this needs to be understood. They sent me a 50+ gay dude who pointed out my zipper was down :\
Were you trolling?
trolling
Verb: 1. To fish by trailing a baited line.
Were you trolling?
trolling
Verb: 1. To fish by trailing a baited line.
Considering I don't know the guy yet... he might have been metrtosexual, I guess. Thing is, the hot delivery chic of saturdays no longer had this route... or was assigned a different one.
Siu Blue Wind
12-01-12, 05:18 PM
Why did you answer the door with your zipper down. Do you REALLY want your daughter to see your thingy?
Why did you answer the door with your zipper down. Do you REALLY want your daughter to see your thingy?
Hey, it happens on jeans sometimes, it goes down slowly... and I do wear underwear...nothing sticks out :P
ahsposo
12-01-12, 06:12 PM
No wonder you are 'in the market'.
Gee Wiz Ruben!
You said"back on the market"?
Does this trolling thing mean you're jumping over the rainbow?
One good thing about the single scene is Rube only has to make one of two choices:thumb:
"keep the door open and your bait in the water hombre"
Considering I don't know the guy yet... he might have been metrtosexual, I guess. Thing is, the hot delivery chic of saturdays no longer had this route... or was assigned a different one.
....or the dude is cruising your home:love:
That Ricardo Montaban/Rambo look always wins them over.
windhchaser
12-01-12, 07:01 PM
Ha i just walked to papa johns and got me a pizza lots of drunks out because the ga bull dogs game i was afraid id get hit
another saturday night and I aint got nobody,
I have some money cause I just got paid,
how I wish I had someone to talk to,
I'm in an awful way.
another fella told me he had a sister that looked so fine,
instead of being my deliverance,she had a strong resemblance to a cat named Frankenstein.
Refresco
12-01-12, 07:11 PM
Ha i just walked to papa johns and got me a pizza lots of drunks out because the ga bull dogs game i was afraid id get hit
Let's turn this into a Papa John's bashing thread please!
windhchaser
12-01-12, 07:13 PM
Let's turn this into a Papa John's bashing thread please!ha i dont like em i was just way to tired to cook and mcdonalds is closed for construction
ha i dont like em i was just way to tired to cook and mcdonalds is closed for construction
Not to worry Windy.
Georgia or Bama can kick the living crap out of Notre Dame.
*The Ohio State is the only unbeaten team sportsfans.
Wonder if they really eat little deep fried gators down there as seen in the movie"Waterboy"?
windhchaser
12-01-12, 07:21 PM
i am a hurricanes fan
i am a hurricanes fan
Carolina Hurricane hockey
good man Windy:thumb:
windhchaser
12-01-12, 07:28 PM
LOL yeah but nope lol
Refresco
12-01-12, 08:19 PM
LOL yeah but nope lol
yeah, that
OK this needs to be understood. They sent me a 50+ gay dude who pointed out my zipper was down :\
Hey, when you are trolling for gays, don't be surprised when one bites! :)
eja_ bottecchia
12-02-12, 07:40 AM
OK this needs to be understood. They sent me a 50+ gay dude who pointed out my zipper was down :\
Let the good times start! :eek: :twitchy: :eek:
no motor?
12-02-12, 08:58 AM
How did you know he was gay?
How did you know he was gay?
Sometimes the intrigue and details in a Rubenstory TM are best left untold.
*as the song YMCA(Village People) gently plays in the background
OK... lets say it was a manly old dude who just happened to look at my zipper. Happy everybody?
OK... lets say it was a manly old dude who just happened to look at my zipper. Happy everybody?
:popcorn:?
You got some "splaining" to do.
windhchaser
12-02-12, 06:13 PM
:50::50:
This Rubenthread TM classic deserves 10 pages.
How many here would have the cahonies to post this experience knowing the inuendo repercussions?
CbadRider
12-04-12, 09:42 AM
Considering I don't know the guy yet... he might have been metrtosexual, I guess. Thing is, the hot delivery chic of saturdays no longer had this route... or was assigned a different one.
Or maybe she saw your "single father" note and had the gay dude cover for her. Do you give her big tips?
^Possible magic happening here for these 2 single souls.
Rube!
It's Friday night again.Time to order more pizza and wings again sailor.
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