Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - Gross!!!

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Terror_in_pink
02-10-05, 04:37 PM
so, if anything, i should have posted this on the roadie forum, but i thought you guys might like to take a look at this...


isotopesope
02-10-05, 04:39 PM
sweet. don johnson eat your heart out!!

pitboss
02-10-05, 04:41 PM
terror_in_pink
I must now remove my eyes...and I sure this thread will be moved. WANT...HUMOR...TO...STAY...HERE...

but thanks for finding that picture of Schiek, pre-goatee days.. Never knew he modeled for Nishiki...and I'll leave it at that.


dolface
02-10-05, 04:42 PM
i really didn't need to see that...

Terror_in_pink
02-10-05, 04:45 PM
muahahahah!

soupless
02-10-05, 04:46 PM
He was quite the bad boy of the...er, bi circuit in the eighties. A real Andre Agassi type. He even got a writeup in SI or something like that.

pitboss
02-10-05, 04:56 PM
terror_in_pink
send me booze NOW
I need it to cope. Puh-leeeeeeeeease

raygunner
02-10-05, 05:07 PM
Why are you gonna move it?!

And where's his junk?

Is it tucked between his legs like Buffalo Bill did in Silence Of The Lambs?

Terror_in_pink
02-10-05, 05:08 PM
Why are you gonna move it?!

And where's his junk?

Is it tucked between his legs like Buffalo Bill did in Silence Of The Lambs?

had to nip and tuck, it came out of a mag and i lost some of the image through the spine.

karmical
02-10-05, 05:13 PM
i don't have the words......you'll pay for this....

raygunner
02-10-05, 05:19 PM
I dunno about you but me & Rusty Griswold have "used" a magazine before...

thechamp
02-10-05, 05:38 PM
bi. athelete.

BostonFixed
02-10-05, 05:39 PM
Almost as bad as that trippy david hasselhof .gif.

Guest
02-10-05, 05:43 PM
Nah. This is one that doesn't need moving. Seriously. :D

Koffee

Fugazi Dave
02-10-05, 05:43 PM
I'm trying to figure out what's in between the sound of laughter and the sound of vomiting. To help cope with the pain, I'm now drinking a mixture of sterno-squeezings and orange Listerine.

wunder
02-10-05, 05:44 PM
I think that'd make a nice mural for the yard shed.

Or the side of an '85 Ford Econoline.

pitboss
02-10-05, 05:47 PM
Nah. This is one that doesn't need moving. Seriously. :D
YAY!

pitboss
02-10-05, 05:48 PM
I'm trying to figure out what's in between the sound of laughter and the sound of vomiting.
Larfing? Barfter?

Fugazi Dave
02-10-05, 05:51 PM
I think that'd make a nice mural for the yard shed.

Or the side of an '85 Ford Econoline.

Econoline. But you'd have to strategically place his package over one of the door handles.

jeff williams
02-10-05, 07:03 PM
Econoline. But you'd have to strategically place his package over one of the door handles. :roflmao:

There is a nekkid Nishiki frame in my bedroom right now..I WANT IT OUTTA THERE.

NOW!

Thanks a lot.

I'll throw in my David Hasslehof cd and a Richard Simmons weight loss video I don't use anymore if anybody will take it.

Pleeese!

sloppy robot
02-10-05, 07:06 PM
that rules

junioroverlord
02-10-05, 07:40 PM
That guy is awesome! I think vomitron owns some sunglasses like that.

Terror_in_pink
02-10-05, 07:52 PM
']terror_in_pink
I must now remove my eyes...and I sure this thread will be moved. WANT...HUMOR...TO...STAY...HERE...

but thanks for finding that picture of Schiek, pre-goatee days.. Never knew he modeled for Nishiki...and I'll leave it at that.


hey 165, it' ok, i wont be mad if you remove it. it was fun while it lasted.

pitboss
02-10-05, 07:56 PM
hell no - this stays!
I am all for it!

you misinterpret me...

ultra-g
02-10-05, 07:58 PM
His Hair is Classic!!!! You know how many bald guys would kill for that?

ultra-g
02-10-05, 07:58 PM
His panties have got to go though... I mean, he needs to put on pants, not take off those panties.

fixedfiend
02-10-05, 08:29 PM
For some strange reason, I can't stop looking at that ad.

pitboss
02-10-05, 08:34 PM
shh...it'll be okay. I promise.

TrevorInSoCal
02-10-05, 08:50 PM
His Hair is Classic!!!! You know how many bald guys would kill for that?

Not all bald guys.

Though it wasn't quite that wavy, and nowhere near that "80's", I used to have hair sorta like that.

Now I'm bald by choice.

-Trevor

lala
02-10-05, 09:06 PM
that _is_ gross. Nice bike tho.

trekkie820
02-10-05, 09:09 PM
Finally someone found Karsten's spread! (here we go again)

think5577
02-10-05, 09:51 PM
HAHAHA WHOA... well at least he has great legs... (not that there is anything wrong with that.)

vomitron
02-10-05, 09:56 PM
If I had sunglasses like those, I wouldn't need to run very fast either.

ostro
02-10-05, 11:51 PM
what really sucks, is that if it was a woman, this post would not have made it this far!

pitboss
02-11-05, 05:42 AM
b-o-o h-o-o
the ladies have their days too.
I think this rules.
your emotional response to this is due to your lack of flowing curly locks as pictured in the first post. we still like you though. ;)

vtjim
02-11-05, 06:06 AM
I want my click back!

*rubs eyes*

:)

isotopesope
02-11-05, 10:03 AM
I want my click back!

*rubs eyes*

:)

at first glance i thought you said something else...

a "cl" together looks a lot like a "d"

OneTinSloth
02-11-05, 11:03 AM
Nice bike tho.

seriously....superbe pro++

lotek
02-11-05, 11:04 AM
vomiting + laughter = pughter (poofter? Bi.Athelete?)

I actually do think this thread needs to be moved, to RBR forums.

Marty

vtjim
02-11-05, 11:04 AM
Ha! Uh oh. Maybe I should edit it. "C lick"

pitboss
02-11-05, 11:21 AM
I actually do think this thread needs to be moved, to RBR forums.
is that the Recumbent Bike Riders?

ostro
02-11-05, 01:06 PM
']b-o-o h-o-o
the ladies have their days too.
I think this rules.
your emotional response to this is due to your lack of flowing curly locks as pictured in the first post. we still like you though. ;)


You now bear the markings of the darkside! ;)

pitboss
02-11-05, 01:24 PM
you just noticed?
wow - Now I feel silly

ostro
02-11-05, 01:59 PM
']you just noticed?
wow - Now I feel silly

I havent been as freqent of a visitor lately as i woud like to be. School and work get in the way of life sometimes.

arcellus
02-11-05, 02:01 PM
that guy looks like my cousin. really.

HexagonSun
02-11-05, 02:11 PM
Why are you gonna move it?!

And where's his junk?

Is it tucked between his legs like Buffalo Bill did in Silence Of The Lambs?

exactly what i was thinking. dudes rocking the mangina.

ostro
02-11-05, 02:28 PM
exactly what i was thinking. dudes rocking the mangina.

Imagine sitting on a saddle that way :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: