[MsVicki]

THINGS NOT TO SAY ON YOUR VALENTINE'S DATE

Nice outfit. Is that a wonder-bra?

I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

No wine for me tonight. My urologist says it's not good to mix alcohol and penicillin.

I used to come here all the time with my ex.

I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.

Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.

I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.

......And I won THAT trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.

I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask.

It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.

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[hi565]

and you teach what grade?

:roflmao: funny stuff

[MattP.]

lmao, goood stuff

[Blackberry]

Damn. If only I had read this yesterday.

[MsVicki]

Damn. If only I had read this yesterday.

Uh-oh...what did you say wrong?

;)

[eubi]

Uh oh.

Did I miss Valentines Day?

[Blackberry]

Uh-oh...what did you say wrong?

;)

Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.

[Shifty]

THINGS NOT TO SAY ON YOUR VALENTINE'S DATE

......And I won THAT trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.

I know you said you don't eat anything with a face.
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Now see, these two sometimes really work for me, especially the second one, 'cause I can be pretty persuasive if I'm motivated.

[Blackberry]

Now see, these two sometimes really work for me, especially the second one, 'cause I can be pretty persuasive if I'm motivated.

Funny!

[Werebeagle]

I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask.If we weren't supposed to eat animals, they wouldn't be made of meat. ;) :D