You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

3. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

4. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

5. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."

6. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

7. Your junior prom offered day care.

8. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

9. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

10. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

11. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

12. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

13. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

14. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Jeff Foxworthy is a genius!

"12. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos." So I guess I am only half redneck then....NOT. But it does give me an idea... put a mudflap on my bike, the one with the chrome girl on it. Maybe then the rednecks won't try to run me over.

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i think there is too much talk about marrying within your family here. :D

You know you're a redneck when this is the only way to get air conditioning. You also know you're a redneck when you haul around an ATV without a pickup or trailer.

Jeff Foxworthy is a genius!

Never thought I'd see those particular word strung together.

You know your family is a bunch of rednecks when you check into the fancy hotel and befoe you can even check in they steal all the ash trays........sand and all............... Just yanked them suckers right out of the floor!

One day I am in the back yard listening to the radio, when the phone rings. So I run into the h house to answer the phone. The voice on the phone say "What radio station are you listening to?" I answer "Hot 103.3, Where I can win $1,000!!" "I won, I won!!!!". The voice on the phone says "This is your neighbor. Turn it down you ******!"

My girlfriend, who shall remain nameless..........as long as I'm left alone in the cemetary with a sand blaster, that is......