Commuting - Favorite bumper sticker recently observed . . .

"Hang Up and Drive - Quick, While I Reload"

PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals

*on a pick-up truck

seen below the mason dixon somewhere: "happiness is a northbound yankee"

A mosquito with rebel flag wings:

"Send more Yankees, they're delicious!"

On my roommate's truck in college.

"Hey...YOU! out of the gene pool" :D

Aaron :)

"Anime -- crack would be cheaper."

(Need one like that for bikes.)

Jesus would have used his turn signal.

Available from Bloomfield Bicycle Branding north o' the border.... Got one for X-mas from a mate near Ontario.

http://www.reach.net/~bbc/pecprods.html

If you don't like the way I drive then stay off the sidewalk.

If it's called tourist season why can't we shoot them?

If it's called tourist season why can't we shoot them?
Hey! That's ours! :D

The latest one affixed to my bike: http://www.microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/title/571/

-Trevor

Caution, I drive like you do!

One of my favorite bumper stickers is in my signature. Its on an older Honda Civic that is usually parked a few blocks from where I work.

"You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny"

Saw this one in Calif recently

Jesus is a Liberal

Jesus Loves You. Everyone Else Thinks You're an Idiot.

"My Carma Ran Over Your Dogma"

Saw this one - "Got milf?" :D

"Hey you, on the bike, Thanks."

Jesus Loves You. Everyone Else Thinks You're an Idiot.
That's one of my favorites, too. Except the one I saw said "A$$h*ole" instead of "Idiot".

I think that's actually pretty good theology, too. Unconditional love and all that...

Here in New England, many cars have "This car climbed Mt. Washington" stickers. Once I saw "This car fell off Mt. Washington". :lol:

caution in case of rapture this car will be unmanned

"Welcome to Hudson..now go home"
(Hudson is a small community of wannabe snobs about 20 miles south of Cleveland)

"Vegetarian: Old Indian word meaning 'pi$$-poor hunter'."

Spotted in Tucson:

Tourists: Leave Arizona . . . . RICHER!

Too funny. I think some of these are more hilarious in a local context. I like the "Out of the gene pool" one myself. Gotta get one of those.

My favourite is a "Jesus" fish with feet and "Darwin" written inside it.

"Mini vans are tangible evidence of evil."


It was on a mini van. I don't know if they knew it was there or not. Funny either way.

Used to have this one on my car a long time ago:

"This may not be the Mayflower, but your daughter came across in it" :D

caution in case of rapture this car will be unmanned

Come to think of it, I recently saw: Come the rapture can I have your car?
And in a shopping center: I know there's a hell. I work in retail.
And here's a classic: It takes leather balls to play rugby

"Cthulu For President-
Why Choose The LESSER Evil?" :D

"Save a cow, eat a vegetarian"

"Warm the globe"

On a beat-up rust bucket driven by a native in my home town:

"Genuine Indian Car."

I think it's great when people have a sense of humour about themselves........

"I bought a cow so you can smell my 'Dairy Air'"

My pig tastes better than your honor student

"My kid can beat the crap out of your honor student"

Visulize... using your turn signal

Missing your cat... look under my wheel

Horn Broken, watch for finger

On my truck:

I look weird but I'd kick your a$$ on Jeopardy!

Speak your mind even if your voice trembles.

My friend and I were walking back to the car after leaving a club one night and someone had the following: "Fight crime.. shoot back!"

Flourinate Candy, Not Water

I've got a ton of punk stickers on my car. Some funny stickers are "god was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him"

another is "why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?"

Too bad (actually, it's a damn good thing) I never drive my car anymore so nobody sees my stickers. So now my bike has stickers covering it from microcosm publishing.

"I Love (heart) carbs"

"Fox Spews Faux News"

Funny because it was on a truck: "If all else fails, hug your teddy bear" :lol:

Jesus Loves You. Everyone Else Thinks You're an Idiot.
Howsabout Jesus Loves You. Everyone Else Thinks You're an A$$hole.

"My child was prisoner of the month at the County Jail"

Here's tons of bicycle stickers, t-shirts. and more.

http://www.microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/stickers/bicycle/

My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma