Jokes & Humor - Johnny demonstrates his knowledge of vocabulary

The teacher asked Johnny to use ________________ in a sentence.

merengue

My merengue tang died.



ocillate

Ocillate I missed my train.



scallop

The scallop stairs has pet goldfish.



fillibuster

During rush hour they usually fillibuster capacity.



grandiose

He'll be sorry if he doesn't pay back that grandiose me.



liverwurst

She was resigned to liverwurst years out with her difficult husband.




mutineer

The nuclear reactor technician developed a mutineer.



protocol

For the best golf lesson you should know the right protocol.



dishonesty

Dishonesty nearest star.



acoustic

You play pool with acoustic.



complain

Some come peanut, some complain.



speculate

If you're busy should I speculate for dinner?

Stop picking on me. ;)

Groaaaaan. Those are definietly ADULT (Full Groan) jokes.

The teacher asked Johnny to use ________________ in a sentence.


fiddlesticks

If you sleep in a short bed your fiddlestick out.




cadaver

She's all the girl he cadaver want.




carniverous

A used carniverous guaranteed.




clemency

Let's call clemency if he has anything to say.




grocery

Either he is grocery's stupid.




boisterous

Boisterous differently than girls.




fluorescent

If you are looking for menswear this fluorescent the one you want.

The teacher asked Johnny to use ________________ in a sentence.


effects

I'll effects and bacon with toast, please.



literature

Literature feet may cause you to trip and fall.



porcelin

You'll stay porcelin that kind of low quality merchandise.



argyle

Argyle beat your guy any time.



arrears

my brother and I had to wash behind arrears.



corduroy

Here's the corduroy owe you.



Bavaria


These definitions are Bavarias authors.

This reminds me of an old joke -

Johnny and Billy were late for school. They decided to jump a picket fence and cut through a yard. Johnny got over okay, but Billy had a most unfortunate accident. Leaveing Billy hanging, so to speak, Johnny went along to school.

"Where's Billy?" the teacher asked.

"Hung up on the fence." Johnny said, "With a picket up his butt!"

"Johnny!" admonished the teacher. "Don't say butt! Say 'rectum'."

""Rectum!" Johnny replied. "Darn near killed 'im!"

... which reminds me of another one:
The finals of the National Youth Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a student going to one of the finest private schools in the nation. From an upper-crust family, he was well-bred, well-connected and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck who was going into the 5th grade for the 8th time. Go figure.
The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word "Timbuktu".

The private school student went first. About thirty seconds after the clock started he jumped up and recited the following poem:

"Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked the dusty caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
Destination -- Timbuktu."

The audience went wild! How, they wondered, could the redneck could top that?! The clock started again and the redneck sat in silent thought. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped and recited:

"Tim and me, a-huntin' went.
Met three *****s in a pop-up tent.
They was three, we was two,
So I bucked one and Timbuktu!"