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Red Baron
02-27-05, 07:56 AM
There was an armless man that rang the church bell every Sunday, he did this by running across the belfry and slamming his face into the bell.

One Monday he grew despondent over his limited life and since no one actually knew his name he decided to end it all.

He climbed to the belfrey of a neighboring churh, ran across the belfry, rang the bell and flew out the other side.

There was a crowd standing around when the police arrived. Questioning the people standing there if they knew this man and none could remember ever hearing his name. Then a minister walked up, looked at the dead man and told the cop.











"Don't know his name, but his face rings a bell!" :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D

Kiricjark
02-27-05, 09:02 AM
I thought the punch line would have been about a "Dead Ringer"

DriveBy
02-27-05, 09:16 AM
I thought the punch line would have been about a "Dead Ringer"

That's the second part of the same joke.

It continues as follows:

2 weeks later the church is still looking for a new bellman. Seems no one wanted the job after the suicide. Finally, a man arrives and asks for the job. He says that he's the late armless man's brother, and feels he owes it to him to continue his work.

He does the job faithfully until one day he slips and falls to his death. Same crowd, same cop, same minister. This time, the minister says "I didn't get his name either, but he's a dead ringer for his brother."

eubi
03-08-05, 03:49 PM
Hahaha. I laughed at it.

Is that a Pavlovian Response?

AdrianB
03-08-05, 07:41 PM
Mmmm... Pavlova.